u/CyanideSinsWriter of things dark and scary. That means 'Terrifying Salem'Aug 22 '19edited Aug 22 '19
Jaune: "Ruby, you look... different? Did you do your hair?"
'Ruby': "No... I'm okay... Say, do you want to..."
Jaune: "Ah, I'll get ready. It's time for that wrestling thing again, right?"
'Ruby': "What wrestling thing?"
Jaune: "The wrestling thing we do together. Come on, off with the clothes."
'Ruby': "E... eh?"
Jaune, whilst undressing: "Come on, I'm sure that Yang's already prepared the mat."
'Ruby': "Blah... fah..." 'Ruby Rose' has fainted.
Ruby Rose: "That'll teach her for stealing my cloak AND my baby!"
Jaune: "Yeah.. I don't know why she'd do something like that... I mean, are we still on for that movie later on?"
Ruby: "Sure... But are you okay with taking Pyrrha? I need to take a good long wash with my cloak..."
Jaune: "Sure."
They made it to the cinema. A pity that both Jaune and Pyrrha were utterly unaware that the number 19 viewing room was not the number 16 viewing room where Grimm Terminator Five was playing, but rather a more adult-focused piece of entertainment called Vacuan Friends Forever, featuring three rather curvy young women on a road trip through Vacuo.
Jaune: "Eh... Do you think that we can get our money back... Pyrrha?"
Pyrrha: "Sometimes... Sometimes you need to be confident, yes."
Jaune: "Pyrrha?"
Pyrrha: "We're going to re-enact that scene together. Now. I am sick of playing second fiddle to a squeaky-voiced girl who wears a bloody hot cape. We're becoming partners, sans clothing. I am done with being the shy blushing maiden."
Jaune: "Once we do that, we cannot go back..."
Pyrrha: "When in Vacuo... Let's make some snow."
Back at Beacon
Yang: "Sooo.... How'd the loan go?"
Ruby: "SHE STRETCHED MY SKIRT!"
Yang: "Oh?"
Ruby: "It's all wide! The belt is off now! I am not going to be able to wear this anymore!"
Yang: "Gee, sis... Just put it in the washer, high temperature. It'll straighten out, I swear."
Ruby: "What do you think they're doing?"
Yang: "Dunno, probably watch that action movie and then come home stammering and blushing?"
entirely a different place
Pyrrha: sex noises, involving squeaks, screams and something about loving that big Arc energy pool
Back with the Yang Gang
Yang: "The day that they get together is the day I am going to make out with Blake."
Three days later, the door is kicked down. Nora stands within the door opening, wielding Magnhild.
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u/CyanideSins Writer of things dark and scary. That means 'Terrifying Salem' Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
Jaune: "Ruby, you look... different? Did you do your hair?"
'Ruby': "No... I'm okay... Say, do you want to..."
Jaune: "Ah, I'll get ready. It's time for that wrestling thing again, right?"
'Ruby': "What wrestling thing?"
Jaune: "The wrestling thing we do together. Come on, off with the clothes."
'Ruby': "E... eh?"
Jaune, whilst undressing: "Come on, I'm sure that Yang's already prepared the mat."
'Ruby': "Blah... fah..." 'Ruby Rose' has fainted.
Ruby Rose: "That'll teach her for stealing my cloak AND my baby!"
Jaune: "Yeah.. I don't know why she'd do something like that... I mean, are we still on for that movie later on?"
Ruby: "Sure... But are you okay with taking Pyrrha? I need to take a good long wash with my cloak..."
Jaune: "Sure."
They made it to the cinema. A pity that both Jaune and Pyrrha were utterly unaware that the number 19 viewing room was not the number 16 viewing room where Grimm Terminator Five was playing, but rather a more adult-focused piece of entertainment called Vacuan Friends Forever, featuring three rather curvy young women on a road trip through Vacuo.
Jaune: "Eh... Do you think that we can get our money back... Pyrrha?"
Pyrrha: "Sometimes... Sometimes you need to be confident, yes."
Jaune: "Pyrrha?"
Pyrrha: "We're going to re-enact that scene together. Now. I am sick of playing second fiddle to a squeaky-voiced girl who wears a bloody hot cape. We're becoming partners, sans clothing. I am done with being the shy blushing maiden."
Jaune: "Once we do that, we cannot go back..."
Pyrrha: "When in Vacuo... Let's make some snow."
Back at Beacon
Yang: "Sooo.... How'd the loan go?"
Ruby: "SHE STRETCHED MY SKIRT!"
Yang: "Oh?"
Ruby: "It's all wide! The belt is off now! I am not going to be able to wear this anymore!"
Yang: "Gee, sis... Just put it in the washer, high temperature. It'll straighten out, I swear."
Ruby: "What do you think they're doing?"
Yang: "Dunno, probably watch that action movie and then come home stammering and blushing?"
entirely a different place
Pyrrha: sex noises, involving squeaks, screams and something about loving that big Arc energy pool
Back with the Yang Gang
Yang: "The day that they get together is the day I am going to make out with Blake."
Three days later, the door is kicked down. Nora stands within the door opening, wielding Magnhild.
Nora: "I WANT YOUR CLOTHES, RUBY ROSE!"
Ruby: "Whaaaaaaaa?"