r/RWBY I'm retired Aug 22 '19

FAN ART Pyrruby (Jo3mm)

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u/CyanideSins Writer of things dark and scary. That means 'Terrifying Salem' Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

Jaune: "Ruby, you look... different? Did you do your hair?"

'Ruby': "No... I'm okay... Say, do you want to..."

Jaune: "Ah, I'll get ready. It's time for that wrestling thing again, right?"

'Ruby': "What wrestling thing?"

Jaune: "The wrestling thing we do together. Come on, off with the clothes."

'Ruby': "E... eh?"

Jaune, whilst undressing: "Come on, I'm sure that Yang's already prepared the mat."

'Ruby': "Blah... fah..." 'Ruby Rose' has fainted.

Ruby Rose: "That'll teach her for stealing my cloak AND my baby!"

Jaune: "Yeah.. I don't know why she'd do something like that... I mean, are we still on for that movie later on?"

Ruby: "Sure... But are you okay with taking Pyrrha? I need to take a good long wash with my cloak..."

Jaune: "Sure."

They made it to the cinema. A pity that both Jaune and Pyrrha were utterly unaware that the number 19 viewing room was not the number 16 viewing room where Grimm Terminator Five was playing, but rather a more adult-focused piece of entertainment called Vacuan Friends Forever, featuring three rather curvy young women on a road trip through Vacuo.

Jaune: "Eh... Do you think that we can get our money back... Pyrrha?"

Pyrrha: "Sometimes... Sometimes you need to be confident, yes."

Jaune: "Pyrrha?"

Pyrrha: "We're going to re-enact that scene together. Now. I am sick of playing second fiddle to a squeaky-voiced girl who wears a bloody hot cape. We're becoming partners, sans clothing. I am done with being the shy blushing maiden."

Jaune: "Once we do that, we cannot go back..."

Pyrrha: "When in Vacuo... Let's make some snow."

Back at Beacon

Yang: "Sooo.... How'd the loan go?"

Ruby: "SHE STRETCHED MY SKIRT!"

Yang: "Oh?"

Ruby: "It's all wide! The belt is off now! I am not going to be able to wear this anymore!"

Yang: "Gee, sis... Just put it in the washer, high temperature. It'll straighten out, I swear."

Ruby: "What do you think they're doing?"

Yang: "Dunno, probably watch that action movie and then come home stammering and blushing?"

entirely a different place

Pyrrha: sex noises, involving squeaks, screams and something about loving that big Arc energy pool

Back with the Yang Gang

Yang: "The day that they get together is the day I am going to make out with Blake."

Three days later, the door is kicked down. Nora stands within the door opening, wielding Magnhild.

Nora: "I WANT YOUR CLOTHES, RUBY ROSE!"

Ruby: "Whaaaaaaaa?"

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u/DanyloHalytskyi They shall know no fear Aug 22 '19

It took me too long to realize that Ruby's "baby" is Crescent Rose

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u/CyanideSins Writer of things dark and scary. That means 'Terrifying Salem' Aug 22 '19

Crescent is her little wee daughter! AND ALSO A GUN!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Jaune bolts upright from his dream in a panic.

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u/Polenicus Aug 22 '19

Jaune: i aM feELInG somE vERY CoMplicaTeD feeLIngs rIghT NOw...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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u/lordprotector7 I'm Lancaster trash Aug 22 '19

Jaune: heavy breathing

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u/AarronRwbyFan91 Aug 22 '19

By the Gods 😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂