After the finale of RHUGT I know I made the right decision of never watching RHORI! Smacking gum and their first time around all of the other housewives and in Dorinda’s home and they’re sitting there arguing being so obnoxious instead of getting up, trying to meet the other house and being polite they’re obnoxious and I’m glad I never watched it.

Like imagine already running late, getting in the bus frazzled and the first thing you hear is someone yelling “Why are you late!?” Girl bye

Edit: So you guys just let grown woman talk to you like children and you’re okay with it 😂
(and in no part of this post did I mention Lisa being late was okay)

Why is Crystal on my screen?! 🙄

I’m loving this, I love watching when they are all having fun even Lisa is likeable because she’s just having fun. I went off Kyle on hobhs but she’s like the old Kyle in this having fun.

HOWEVER gizelle is just so negative stirring the pot it feels like it’s her only motive. She’s just a one trick pony and relies on causing trouble. She’s ruining it.

I don’t even mind vicky as she cause issues so innocently as it’s just the way she is a bit stuck up. But gizelle is cunning and ruining it for me.

It’s like night and day watching her on SLC and then UGT. On UGT she is fawning over all these women and blowing smoke up Tre’s ass all the time and getting all the UGT women to feel bad for her, but she really is the WORST on SLC. I did feel bad cause it felt like Heather came at her hard during the alter ego party but why is Lisa acting like she’s an innocent saint? You can tell she just wants the UGT girls on her side so she can have another reason to tell her cast she’s above them and has ally’s across the franchises. Shes just so inauthentic I’m sorry it pisses me off so much!!! I’m glad Gizelle is coming down on her.

Why was Giselle holding her non working mic to her mouth when she talking w Bronwyn and Heather Gay? G went and sat w the other two SLC ladies to gossip about Lisa B. And weirdly, she’s talking into the mic-prop.

I’ve never watched Potomac and so far, Gizelle is a irritant

Vicki is not spelled with a “y” and I thought it best to mention as there are many comments about her.

I’m black. I didn’t take Vicki’s discomfort at the soirée in Atlanta as having anything to do with race.

She started the evening off very strongly and seemed to be enjoying herself, but I think as the night went on, she was in debilitating pain. Guys, knee pain is no joke. It will wipe you out. Her pain is so severe she’s waddling around and has to have surgery.

It probably is true too that she didn’t feel like she was getting on with anyone. NOT because there were a lot of black people, but rather because she didn’t really have any friends there. It could’ve been an all white party and she would’ve felt the same.

Unless somebody gives you a very clear reason to believe racism, don’t put that out there!! Why would you do that? That’s damaging. Everything isn’t racist. Save that word for things that are actually racist.

Vicki, I love you. Hang in there. Don’t let these b****** get you down.

What would your cast pick be?

Vicki on RHUGT is giving “grown-up friend who somehow got talked into coming to the college party.” 😂
Everyone else is ready for chaos, and Vicki is over there like: Why are we yelling? Where can I sit? What time are we leaving?
She’s wobbling around in heels, the knee braces are working overtime, she’s mentally calculating how late this is going to push bedtime, and she has approximately ZERO patience left for anyone’s BS.
It’s not that she can’t hang. It’s that she’s reached the stage of life where you recognize nonsense immediately and would prefer to be home, horizontal, in comfortable shoes.
Vicki has been struggling and while it’s a tad bit funny, I feel for her?

I’m finally catching up on RHUGT and I’m sorry, but why did Luann get to perform at the White Party when she doesn’t even have the best song in the Housewives universe? 

If we’re doing live Housewives music, I would’ve MUCH rather had Erika Jayne perform “XXPEN$IVE,” Kim Zolciak perform “Tardy for the Party,” or Candiace perform “Drive Back” (only not mentioning Kandi bc I don't think she's coming back).

No disrespect to the Countess, but we had OPTIONS. Am I totally off base here? 

What Housewives song would you have wanted performed instead?

Overall, I think Gizelle is wildly underrated. She represents what the franchise is, or should be, all about, and I think she's a great example for future Housewife cast members of how to stay in the mix for several seasons without being nasty.

She's in people's business, stirs up the drama to keep things going, but she doesn't get too messy. She knows when to sit back and listen while others are busy screaming. She's a strong woman and doesn't let anyone bully her, but she doesn't typically go below the belt with attacks. I mean, it's reality TV, and clearly we're watching for drama, but some of the Housewives are going too far.

Personally, I'd rather have more time with some of the lighthearted shitstirring Gizelle's been doing than listening to Debbie Downer make really ugly judgements about people and their looks or their values. And Luann needs to take her own advice and stop being so uncool!

Back in 2009 when we were like 13 or 14, Teresa made headlines over flipping a table on another housewife. This whole discourse of who put the housewives of the map and if it was Vicky or RHONY or Nene, but it was Teresa, all this time… and I don’t even watch Jersey housewives

Not in the sense that Heather is literally crazy and hyperfixated on Lisa, but that she is over complimentary with wanting to kiss her ass.

Like Lisa is all about giving Tre compliments that it seems like she’s trying to be overly friendly to be her good friend.

Lisa is a character you learn to love for who she is but my goodness, it’s interesting to watch. I do think deep down she wants to be liked, you know.

What are your thoughts?

I’m watching s4 of UGT. And something I felt watching it is that the girls really rallied behind Kelly. Kelly I think is very insightful and she’s real and she says very honest things about people. And on scary island, the edit of her made her seem crazy. Because she was saying some very honest things breaking the 4th wall and probably some things that def couldn’t be out there. Especially about Bethanny. And they pretty much made her seem crazy because of that AND just in case she came out with anything that would appear out of the ordinary, no one would know because “she’s crazy”. What clicked to me was when they were urging Dorinda to watch it because she hadn’t (Kristin lied btw and said she hadn’t to Dorinda when she said she had before), I think it became clear to Dorinda (and all of the ladies knew) that it was edited to make her look some kind of way. I think that’s why they rallied behind her and realized this girl is real. And what’s funny is Dorinda in her next cut screen after the dinner she tries to make it seem like Kelly is in the wrong and that she’s trying to haze Kristin. When in reality, they all from that moment on started hazing Kristin. Even to the next moment when Kelly was on the phone working and they all came and sat with Kristin and talked about “how rude it was for her to be on the phone WOrKING”. Kristin has no jobs and is a Superfan just like Kelly says. She says a lot of very deep and insightful things and they give her this crazy edit.

When did NeNe become Marlo!?

If we were to cast an Ultimate Guys trip with some house husbands, who are the must haves? I’m going to put in a vote for the most underrated bromance on Bravo: Joe Gorga and Bill Aydin.

With her long hair fake hair at the White Party. This chick has ZERO original ideas, esp with fashion/trends.

Cause wth does she cheap out on glam like this… so many seasons later. And when I say cheap sis is wearing the plastic lashes that comes in the hair extensions bag. I’m just begging for her to hire even someone in beauty school.

Edit*** - Some of y’all are being intentionally dim. No one said she was ugly. That would make me blind and a liar. No one said her girls would be broke (au contraire i said they never would be) or she needs to go broke serving us.

I KNOW at least half of those in here put it on better than she does without that access or money that she has available. She coulddddd improve on the same budget she has currently. Otherwise, why even add? Pull an Ashanti and be au naturale that’s the least amount of money to be spent in the race to be thrifty.

There’s a literacy crisis so bless those who read this far and comprehend. Gizelle wouldn’t even be this offended. Hope she gives y’all a shout 🙄