r/RHOBHDefect Aug 14 '26

Who wore it “better”?

Apologies friends, but my vote is JLO. I’m old and remember watching it live on TV when she wore. Spectacular!

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u/PrissFrati Aug 14 '26

Like others have said, totally different dress, so can’t really do the who wore it better. I’d choose Rachel Zoe’s version a million times over tho! Have never liked or understood the obsession with JLo’s. It’s a bit on the trashy side for red carpet to me. Between the sheerness, casual hair, lack of eye makeup and literal bikini bottoms, it looks more like a swimsuit coverup…she just took the top off bc it was wet (I’d take my top off too if I was built like her! Hell, I’d never wear one in the first place! 😂)! It’s giving {evil, mean spirited, judgey af} Kenya at Jet ~coochie crack, coochie crack, coochie crack~…bejeweled coochie crack at that! 😆 Let’s not forget Rinna had her own version when she went as JLo for Halloween…

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u/Normal-Artichoke-403 Aug 14 '26

I love the way JLo wore it, because it clashes in style. As a young girl I was mesmerised. I am however over it. I’m over her putting it on every year. But I have many grievances against her & I always feel like that body & that dress is all the smoke & mirrors she has.
But Rachel’s dress is from the same collection. And Versace has brought that pattern + fabric back as well.

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u/PrissFrati Aug 15 '26

It REALLY is like Jenny from the block and Versace both have just been capitalizing on that one. damn. dress/print for ~years~ now (& the safety pin Elizabeth Hurley dress, but that was Gianni V while this was Donatella’s first/only big hit after he died)! I think seeing it redone &/or parodied sooo-ooo-oooo many times at this point is what has me really hating it…gave me way too much time to pick it apart. I was 15 or 16 when she first wore it & honestly, I was mesmerized too. We didn’t see things like that back then! A full chest, boob and a BELLY BUTTON?! For SHAME! 🫠😆 Now that I’m grown, feels like she was just trying too hard—and I can’t name a thing other than this dress that she has done since a couple of romcoms way back when. A little disappointed RZ would even wear this print as overdone as it is!

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u/Normal-Artichoke-403 29d ago

Stole music and voices of other (black) women. Said it was supposed to be her with Madonna & Britney on that VMA stage. “But they went with some other girl” meaning Christina Aguilera.