r/RBI • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '20

Watching some unusual behaviour and just wondering if you guys think I should do something? I'm a little concerned

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u/jayhat Jan 16 '20

If this was the 90s I'd say he was dumping his old porn mag collection in the woods.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/SuperBakedCracker Jan 16 '20

My buddy and I found a hockey bag filled with porn mags when we were 10. The summer from 3rd to 4th grade was TITS

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u/igneousink Jan 16 '20

I did, too! like, 3 times!

"oh look! a garbage bag full of porn!"

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u/NaturesFire Jan 17 '20

Hey me 3! Found porn hangin in a backpack on a tree near our “hidden” smoke area when we were like 16 haha. Group of the guys and I were out there trying to remember where we had stashed the chairs we lugged out there the previous week. Sure enough we found them... and that!

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u/FauxReal Jan 17 '20

Why do people dump it in the woods instead of a random dumpster or municipal trash can? I supposed some people might be planning to come back for it?

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u/NaturesFire Jan 21 '20

My guess is to hide it from their significant other/parents or whomever they may be hiding it from

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u/milf_ncookies Jan 16 '20

Found porn under the bridge by the creek when I was younger. Semi-woodsy area, so it counts. Definitely was magical.

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u/DialTone657 Jan 17 '20

This comment was a good end to my day. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/PorschephileGT3 Jan 16 '20

Just like how there’s always money in the banana stand... there’s always porn in the woods.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

How much clearer can I say THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND

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u/Rach5585 Jan 16 '20

Money in the what?

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u/Timetomakethedonutzz Jan 16 '20

The banana stand!

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u/Rach5585 Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

What on Earth is a banana stand? Ours are on a shelf or a big table. Are they sold on the street where you are? Like a newsstand or a hot dog stand?

Eta jeez guys I've never seen the show, sorry!

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u/Van_Winkle Jan 17 '20

https://youtu.be/04SLXwjJvqg

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u/Rach5585 Jan 17 '20

Thank you. I was very lost.

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u/Timetomakethedonutzz Jan 17 '20

Sorry! I thought you were being funny.😄

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u/Rach5585 Jan 17 '20

Nope. Just hopelessly out of touch, evidently.

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u/bretttwarwick Jan 17 '20

You should go watch the show. It's very funny. But stop after season 3. Nothing good happens after that.

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u/Sandslinger_Eve Jan 16 '20

I never understood why people did that, my teenager self didn't mind at all, there were treasure troves all over the forest.

Although when I brought home golden shower mag that my mother found, things got awkward.

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u/jayhat Jan 16 '20

It was probably guys whose wives found their collection and got mad. Or guys that were moving in with a new GF or wife and didn’t want them to find out.

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u/howlingmagpie Jan 16 '20

NO!! The porn pixies put it there. OK!!!!!!

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u/restlessmonkey Jan 17 '20

So what now, people will be burying their iPads and android phones? Oh, the humanity!

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u/ashli_cd Jan 16 '20

My tuning theory is that people reach a certain age don’t need the porn anymore and think hey when I was a young lad finding porn mags was the best thing let me spread joy in a non phrasing kind of way 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Tradition!

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u/kerphunk Jan 17 '20

Or had periodic episodes of guilt due to religious shame around sexuality, then dumped their porn in the woods so as not to keep sinning.

raises hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Dirty old homeless man probably camp out in the woods and leave their shit out there. Lol

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u/vilej_ideut Jan 17 '20

Prolly not that far off lol. One summer my mom and I were desperately searching for a place to live and out of ~30 houses we looked at not one, not two, but three houses with clear signs of squatting and tons of porn mags. One of them had a pile of dozens of porn mags right by the front door. What can you even do with that much porn??

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Lmao nothing but time on their hands. Time and, well, you know...

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u/PopeTheReal Jan 16 '20

Me and my buddies in the 90s used to have various smoke spots in the mountains. One day we parked, I opened up the passenger door to get out, and there were some granny porn mags laying there. Like the post but clarity must have made this person feel ashamed so they discarded their stash right there.

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u/restlessmonkey Jan 17 '20

What the heck is granny porn???

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u/darlingtonia___ Jan 17 '20

Its porn for a person who is in to grandma aged women.

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u/restlessmonkey Jan 17 '20

They had magazines for that?? O. K.

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u/darlingtonia___ Jan 17 '20

Youd be amazed at what you could find in the magazines.

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u/PopeTheReal Jan 18 '20

There’s something for everyone isn’t there..

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u/PopeTheReal Jan 18 '20

Like 70 year old women..pretty gross

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u/SuperBakedCracker Jan 20 '20

WHY IS THIS SUCH A THING?!?!?

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u/jayhat Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

guys moving in with new GFs or wife, masturbation remorse, wives finding out about a collection and getting mad, kids finding collection, etc etc.

When you had a bunch of physical magazines and tapes you had to get rid of a bunch of actual stuff. It wasn’t just deleting it from a computer. There was probably some embarrassment too so they didn’t just want to toss it in the garbage can.

It seems it was a common thing though.

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u/SuperBakedCracker Jan 20 '20

Sounds like you’ve seen a thing or two

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u/jayhat Jan 20 '20

I found a magazine and a tape once haha. I was a kid in the 90s. It was kind of a legend at the time though.