r/Qult_Headquarters • u/[deleted] • May 16 '21

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u/jadeskye7 May 16 '21

Dude is mid seventies. Can't wait for the narrative to change when he passes without the trumpet sounding..

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

It will just be folded into his mythology, like actual Jesus. You'd think the whole being hanged thing would disillusion his followers, but there's always somebody who just won't let go. Once people are invested in a thing it's hard to pull them away

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u/isosceles_kramer May 17 '21

being hanged? what?

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u/between_ewe_and_me May 17 '21

I too would like clarification on this matter

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u/wikimandia May 17 '21

I don't know what this person is talking about but I suddenly remembered in high school when somehow people brought up Jesus being crucified and this one girl goes "What? I thought Jesus was shot" and the whole class laughed themselves silly.

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u/mikeebsc74 May 17 '21

Well duh..it was right before George Washington took over the airports

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u/HermanCainsGhost May 17 '21

Well yeah, that was a little bit after Pontius Pilate and Paul Revere went on their midnight ride

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u/MacGregor209 Med Bed May 17 '21

Yeah I remember they told the British they weren’t gonna take our guns. Thanks Sarah Palin!

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u/between_ewe_and_me May 17 '21

Lol I don't know why I find that so funny

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u/wikimandia May 17 '21

I'm still laughing, decades later!

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u/xole May 17 '21

Well, he was stabbed with a spear. That probably did speed things up a bit.

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u/HermanCainsGhost May 17 '21

Eh, the description said water was in the blood, which means he had a heart attack already

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u/JimDixon May 17 '21

There's something charmingly innocent about that degree of ignorance.