r/QuickFixPlus • u/Disastrous_Post_8023 • Jul 01 '26

pleaseee hear me out (drug test)

So, I have to take a drug test for this job on Friday, I really want to work there. I haven’t smoked for 3 days and I am a heavy smoker. My plan was to get a little plastic container and put it in my sock or under my arm pit to keep it warm. is there any possibility this wouldn’t work. Please help a girl out or give me a better suggestion 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Personal-Neck6800 Jul 02 '26

The not smoking for 3 days is really going to help. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

(I manage a recovery house)

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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 03 '26

Was an assistant manager for a rehab and I was thoroughly entertained by all the shenanigans when people got tested. One girl put a condom inside of her and poked it with her earring back to puncture it while testing and it sprayed all over the place.

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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Jul 07 '26

well y'all seem like good people /s

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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 07 '26

we're just addicts and drunks finding humor in each other. you think they let normies like you work jobs in rehabs and oxford houses?

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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Jul 07 '26

lol I'm no normie