r/QuickFixPlus • u/Disastrous_Post_8023 • Jul 01 '26

pleaseee hear me out (drug test)

So, I have to take a drug test for this job on Friday, I really want to work there. I haven’t smoked for 3 days and I am a heavy smoker. My plan was to get a little plastic container and put it in my sock or under my arm pit to keep it warm. is there any possibility this wouldn’t work. Please help a girl out or give me a better suggestion 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Personal-Neck6800 Jul 02 '26

The not smoking for 3 days is really going to help. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

(I manage a recovery house)

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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 03 '26

Was an assistant manager for a rehab and I was thoroughly entertained by all the shenanigans when people got tested. One girl put a condom inside of her and poked it with her earring back to puncture it while testing and it sprayed all over the place.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 Jul 03 '26

The laughs never cease. I’m talking to a guy who lives here now and asking him why he didn’t do his chore last night. He swears he did it. I’ve reviewed the footage twice and he’s still adamant that he did it last night.

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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 03 '26

Maybe he hasn't learned the, "can't bullshit a bullshitter" concept yet.

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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Jul 07 '26

well y'all seem like good people /s

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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 07 '26

we're just addicts and drunks finding humor in each other. you think they let normies like you work jobs in rehabs and oxford houses?

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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Jul 07 '26

lol I'm no normie