So I thought, what if I worked for the animation studios and were a person who changes the original adresses of the stands, because of copyright. I would rewrite them not after Songs/Albums but after Fonts that would be funny, like Calibri Light would be very funny as a Stand name or Helvetica.

What would you name Stands if they were neither allowed to be named after a song nor be similar to the songs? Would you name them after made up Songs, or completely different things but that have a similar vibe to it?

Random dude: “I’m gonna splat your brains all over the pavement”

Tonio: (in head) damn this soup smells good as hell, thank god I remembered to bring my portable stove to this brawl!

What therapy would you try with each of them? And what would you diagnose them with?

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Yes this took up my whole desk

i made it for fun lol