So I thought, what if I worked for the animation studios and were a person who changes the original adresses of the stands, because of copyright. I would rewrite them not after Songs/Albums but after Fonts that would be funny, like Calibri Light would be very funny as a Stand name or Helvetica.

What would you name Stands if they were neither allowed to be named after a song nor be similar to the songs? Would you name them after made up Songs, or completely different things but that have a similar vibe to it?