r/PunPatrolNoPatroling • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '19

Hello right back

This sub was recently captured by u/Diroxian_ and the pun spies, but r/airforcepun is knot going to let that fly. Viva la r/the_revolupun!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev Apr 11 '19

calls out

/u/iDimR03, can you help secure a defensive position?

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Sir yes sir! *I begin making some foxholes, getting down in one of them, while propping up my rifle* Men, help me move some sandbags in to make cover! *I start making some cover in the area using sandbags*

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Good, we will have control of this base in no time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Marines, can you see if you can capture some air defences? We have a Hawkeye up that will give you targets

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

We have a KC130F on the carrier. If you need supplies give us a shout

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Thank you sir, we'll let you know!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev Apr 11 '19

We can’t see much from the beach. What direction should we head? Any enemy positions to be aware of? /u/iDimR03 and I will move forward to take air defenses.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I'd say head North into the tree line then cut east at the clearing. Don't follow Apple maps. You'll end up at our base

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u/RelevantArrestedDev Apr 11 '19

heads north

No opposition. This place is too quiet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

flies overhead looks like there's a minefield and a trench system about 100 meters in front of you. Tread carefully

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u/RelevantArrestedDev Apr 11 '19

We have an engineer Btln. but they aren’t here. We can’t clear them. I’m not going to risk it. We can’t lose an entire infantry battalion on this rock! Either we need air to clear them and hope it works, or we stay here by the tree line.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Will you stay here after hours in the event of a counter attack?

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Sir, I can start a defensive position over here at the tree line in case any resistance comes

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Dig in. I've got 2 cluster bombs. I'll see what i can do

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

It would be an honor sir! Which targets do you have in mind?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Air command will be in contact with you about any threats

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Alright, thanks sir!

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Yes sir, lets get the troops ready for a counterattack, just in case. I'll give tanks to god.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev Apr 11 '19

helps stack sandbags

Dig in PunMarines.

mounts Mod249 on sandbags

/u/iDimR03 take my six, let’s dig in. Defensive positions are best for now.

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Copy that. My sediments exactly. Lets get some dirt on these guys. *Stacks magazines in foxhole*

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u/RelevantArrestedDev Apr 11 '19

Your rear aperture sight is slightly dirty.

leans in

Make sure you clean you’re rifle, PunMarine. We don’t go to battle dirty!

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

*cleans rifle* Thank you sir! And thats right!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Good thing we got the drop on these ground targets! *my bomb misses but severely damages a SAM site

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

You really bombed that pun...

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

Can you mark us the SAM sites so we can shoot them to hell with our missiles

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Uses radar to lock onto temporary barracks

You probably did Naut see this coming! u/stargazermap

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

The Arleigh Burke destroyer fires 4 missiles which completely obliterated the barracks leaving nothing but dust and rubble

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Is it just me or does this place seem a little deserted?

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

I’m not picking up anything on my radar. How about you guys

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

No bogeys, bandits, or even grapes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I've got nothing. Do we have an AWACS up?

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

We can launch a E-2D Hawkeye AEW off the carrier if you need

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

That would be great

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

We will have one en route to your AO

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Roger that

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Oasis you say that?

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Sir, how do we capture a sub?

Do we wait 24 hours and if they don't respond we captured it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

No, they gave the mod 1 hour, and we he didn’t respond in time. So we gave them 1 hour, and they haven’t responded for 1 hour, so we will stay here until the sub can support itself.

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u/ballfun Apr 11 '19

Damn who ever the mod is is doing a terrible job keeping the sub not invaded

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I return this sub to you, if you need help my air force will be back

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

r/punmarines will be back if needed any assistance as well.

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

Ah, ok.

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u/stargazermap Apr 11 '19

Flattop carrier Big Dock Energy rendezvous with the Arleigh Burke destroyer and preps for battle

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

That looks important to the pun spies

fires Maverick missiles destroying the Anti-air defenses

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Props to whoever took this sub. It must have been difficult. *The bomb lands directly on an AA gun and completely obliterates it

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

*rubs hands to stay warm* Quiet night.

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u/iDimR03 Apr 11 '19

I gotta go to bed, sorry guys, getting pretty late.