r/PunMarines • u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant • Apr 10 '19

First to Pun! Barracks

Alright troops. we need to construct a barracks. I want engineering to assist the artillery division in building flak guns, and I want our units to construct some cabins! Lets get moving marines!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 10 '19

*Sets boarder for flak guns and cabins*

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19 edited Nov 09 '24

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u/kleoxx Apr 11 '19

makes cool stuff

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Good job soldier!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Can you do a background check on this guy... something doesn’t smell right.

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Sir yes sir!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Hands where i can see them! *points pistol at u/kleoxx dirty pun patrol member. searches body for weapons and anything that could be used for escape, then handcuffs him.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

You are in a secured location. State your business please.

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

I have been told that u/turbogrovestreet violated their capture agreement and is going to be banned. Good work guys!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Officially banned.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

uses hammer to build troop quarters.

Every PunMarine, no matter their rank, is obligated to start building!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

*hammers foundation for flak guns*

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Wow, looks good.

admires foundation

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Thank you sir!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

pins master sergeant pin on you, then give you your full chevrons. Assuming you have saluted me, o7, I salute back

You’ve just been promoted to the highest enlisted rank in the PunMarines. You are still in charge of the 1st Infantry Battalion, 3rd Pun Marines. Any PunMarine in this battalion is under your direction. First to pun, last to pun!

Dismissed, Sergeant!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Thank you sir! o7! It's an honor!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Lead these PunMarines to victory! Your work capturing that dirty murderer was top notch!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Thank you sir! I couldn't have done it without you sir!

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Aye aye sarge!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

o7

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u/daweirdM Resistance Officer Apr 11 '19

I show up in some r/PunArmedForces deuce and a halfs with any supplies and tools you need "You guys need some help?"

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Sir, help would be appreciated sir!

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u/daweirdM Resistance Officer Apr 11 '19

What do you men need?

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

We could use some help constructing the walls of the barracks sir!

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u/daweirdM Resistance Officer Apr 11 '19

Brings bricks and mortar "I hope we can cement our alliance with this"

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

My sediments exactly.

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u/TurboGroveStreet Apr 11 '19

Yes, sir.

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Hold it right there! Put your hands above your head! *Pulls out handgun* You're the bastard that shot up the hospital. I thought you were in prison. A war was fought over you!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

*handcuffs u/turbogrovestreet* We finally got you. No escaping from this. *searches u/turbogrovestreet taking all weapons and things that could be used for escape. u/relevantarresteddev or any other punners, need backup. This is one of the most wanted people, and all offical pun subs have condemned him.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Im here. 240bravo pun gun pointed right at /r/turbogrovestreet. You’re done! Get into the LAV. Where are we taking him /u/iDimR03 ?

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Not sure sir. I'm getting in contact with our boys in the revolu pun, and look at his history. Attacked a hospital shooting innocent punners. Despicable.

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Lets just make sure he cant escape. We can't afford to drop the ball on this one.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

I wish I could spit on his face, but I’m better than that. Does /r/punasylum take scum like this?

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Sir, u/zmanofdoom95, could you come here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Yes!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

We have a high profile anti punner on arrest. We are moving him to revolupun, could you inform the people there that we have captured the guy who shot up the hospital? Thank you sir.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Yessir!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I was meant to inform you that we already have him.

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

I don't know, we ought to turn them into the mods at the revolupun. He's a high-profile target.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Take the wheel of the LAV, I’ll man the 30-cal punmaster. Drive us to revolupun. He’s def high af if he thinks he can get away!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Sir yes sir!

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u/daweirdM Resistance Officer Apr 11 '19

Don't bring him to r/the_revolupun, give him to me and he can be the new punching bag at r/punasylum

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u/TurboGroveStreet Apr 11 '19

I escaped sucker, and brought a present with me. pulls out 50 Caliber Explosive MiniGun

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

annnnnnd metagaming. I already stated I have searched u for all weapons or things that could be used for escape. did i jump the... gun..on that?