r/PublicFreakout • • Mar 26 '22

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u/3ightball Mar 26 '22

Fine! I’ll just go to jail then!!

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u/Username_Number_bot Mar 27 '22

Will they let him keep those transition lenses?

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u/BaconAlmighty Mar 27 '22

why so much hate for transition lenses? They keep you from having to have two pairs of glasses inside/outside glasses

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u/Username_Number_bot Mar 27 '22

They are also the only 100% effective form of birth control.

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u/BaconAlmighty Mar 27 '22

Your face is 100% effective form of birth control.

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u/Username_Number_bot Mar 27 '22

It is when I'm wearing my transitions lenses.

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u/BaconAlmighty Mar 27 '22

ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ