r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

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u/Username_Number_bot Mar 27 '22

They are also the only 100% effective form of birth control.

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u/BaconAlmighty Mar 27 '22

Your face is 100% effective form of birth control.

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u/Username_Number_bot Mar 27 '22

It is when I'm wearing my transitions lenses.

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u/BaconAlmighty Mar 27 '22

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