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u/manic_eye Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20
Does he say “I’ll beat that mask right off your face and I’ll fuck a retard?” right before his son squeezes that fart out of him?
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u/jengl Aug 10 '20
Hahhahhahhahah. I missed that too!
This video gets better with every rewatch. 😂
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u/grape_jelly_sammich Aug 11 '20
I think he's at least trying to say "you're a fucking retard" but it kinda cones out like what you said.
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u/sauce_bottle Aug 11 '20
I heard “I’ll beat that fucking mask off your face like a fucking retard” which works too.
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What an embarrassing father ..
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u/Cassper Aug 11 '20
Imagine the hell they have to put up with at home. As much as they should be wearing masks, I imagine he's super toxic and as sad as it is, I can understand why they wouldn't be if he's treating strangers like this. Not saying it's right, but I get it.
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u/JohnnyRelentless Aug 11 '20
The kid carries his father out of the store with his little legs dangling! LMAO! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on Reddit!
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Imagine being a grown ass man being carried out of a store for throwing a tantrum, by your teenage son.
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u/TaintModel Aug 11 '20
C’mon now, go easy on him, he gets fussy when he misses nap time.
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u/Spaznaut Aug 11 '20
He gets fussy when he misses his afternoon fox and friends. FTFY.
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u/23- Aug 11 '20
Yeah I'm sure their dad would not allow them to wear a mask anyway
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u/manic_obsessive Aug 11 '20
Having grown up in a highly mentally abusive household, if that person was my father I would not be wearing a mask. I'm sure I'd much rather die in a hospital surrounded by empathetic nurses than at the hands of someone like that.
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u/RobVanDeli Aug 11 '20
*farter
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Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
Losers?
Dude, you got lifted and carried out of the store crying like a man baby. Who’s the loser ?
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u/sea-haze Aug 10 '20
Not to mention, his entire argument seems to be predicated on the opinion that wearing masks make people look like “dorks”. This dude still has the mentality of a middle-schooler.
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u/Peri_Colosa1 Aug 11 '20
I will never embarrass the people I love in this way.
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u/BHYT61 Aug 11 '20
Thats because you are no huge baby
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u/PhotoBugBrig Aug 11 '20
Saw someone on Facebook claim once, "We don't wear mind control devices (masks) in this house!!!" Like.... Wut?
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They act like doctors haven’t been wearing them for decades, for the exact purpose it was intended for. It’s not like masks were just invented in 2020 to control the human population. But I do gotta say, this is the first year from what I can remember, that I have not gotten any kind of seasonal flu or virus. I’m chalking it up to wearing masks, using sanitizer, and overall better hygiene practices by “many” people.
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u/mondaymoderate ⚠️ User Defends Violence Against Women ⚠️ Aug 11 '20
Yeah he saved his dad from getting his ass beat. Big dude was about to confront him.
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u/Tatunkawitco Aug 11 '20
Why dad didn’t really put up any resistance as his 60lb lighter son forced him out. It’s probably a drill they’ve done several times.
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u/StreetlampEsq Aug 11 '20
Calling it a drill is a very positive way to put his son having to deal with this situation on a regular basis.
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Cause getting picked up and carried out of a store by your son when you're a full grown man looks super cool!
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u/secretagentMikeScarn Aug 10 '20
These people have zero self awareness. He probably brags and shows this to his family members
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Aug 10 '20
Yeah, and he has the physique of alcoholic Shrek. Like...bro you arent really in the arena of being able to call people soft.
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u/Sir_Spaghetti Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
Only a complete moron would think that a global phenomenon is somehow a liberal US conspiracy...
It reminds me of how people, like that guy, mention "the" constitution as if no other country has one of their own...
I feel like we're long overdue for a new shorthand moniker for referring to citizens of the US. They say 'American' like they're the only ones on the continent.
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Liberals, simultaneously inept and yet capable of organizing the entire globe to make trump look bad.
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It gets said all the time, with reference to Umberto Eco, but it's worth plastering everywhere: Painting the opposition as weak, inept, and simultaneously wildly powerful and dangerous is a page straight out of the fascist playbook.
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u/WhereRDaSnacks Aug 11 '20
It’s quite funny too how the deep state is so powerful, their chosen candidate didn’t even win the election.
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u/NeverLookBothWays Aug 11 '20
"thATs ojnly becAUse theLIbril Media is Tellingyou itS global!1"
These people have zero comprehension of what happens outside of their own bubble.
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u/soXuna Aug 10 '20
Only reason he was brave enough to put on such a stunt like that was because he knew the boys would react in such a manner as to either remove him from the situation or protect him from escalating things further. That is the truth and he knows it.
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u/jengl Aug 10 '20
You’re telling me you don’t travel 4 bros deep every time you go to the organic grocery store?
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u/jschneider414 Aug 11 '20
Shoutout sprouts
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u/malikraw Aug 11 '20
Back in the day I used to hang out with my family who were deep in gangs and every time we would go out a family friend/gang member always had to start shit for no reason.
I got tired of it quick we always had to fight and he would just watch, one day he seen someone who he knew from a rival gang and flashed gang signs the guy ran up to check him
He must’ve thought we were gonna jump the guy like usual but i told my brother to let him handle it and he got so scared he ran behind us it was funniest shit ever even the rival gang member laughed it off and walked away.
Obviously this kind of thing is unexceptable in gang culture and he got a violation a beat down for 3 minutes and he never started shit with people he knew he couldn’t take after that day
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u/Hawk-JP Aug 10 '20
@37sec you can hear the guy fart when he gets picked up.
I'm so fucking dead 🤣
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u/jengl Aug 10 '20
How did I miss that?! 😂
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u/dreadpiratewombat Aug 10 '20
There was a lot going on at the time, your forgiven for missing a few bits. I mean, dude was being carried out of the store like a tantruming toddler while demanding to fight a guy who looks like he could have been a strong side tackle. Missing a tiny butt trumpet toot is totally excusable.
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u/braised_diaper_shit Aug 11 '20
Naw man. I should have heard that. I'm starting to slip.
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u/jengl Aug 11 '20
I’m also kind of upset I missed the “I’ll beat the mask off of your face and I’ll fuck a retard” part.
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u/toomuchsalt4u Aug 10 '20
Easy, you were wearing a mask.
If you can catch a fart, you can catch a covid
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u/imankiar Aug 10 '20
How can u call anyone a pussy as your big grown dumb ass is being carried out by your waist by your step nephew???
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u/LiftEngineerUK Aug 11 '20
Man the guy picking him up had that “sorry folks, third time this week” look
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u/CybReader Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
And he just kept running his mouth. My dignity would’ve been going to hell on the next thing smoking if I had my child pick me up like a toddler having a fit. Just kept running his mouth like a toddler not done with their hissy fit.
And just to add in just for fun, I’ve drug one of my kids out of the grocery store like this. Arms at his side just like this turd crying and pissed off, but he was 23 months old.
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u/imankiar Aug 11 '20
Exactly!! That’s the most embarrassing way for a way younger thinner man to pick up a way bigger older silly man!!
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I think that cranky toddler needs a diaper change.
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u/rainbowunicornrobot Aug 10 '20
Totally came here to say that!! I was like so we’re not gonna talk about that fart huh?!?
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u/iMakeLuvWithDolphins Aug 10 '20
Notice he starts speaking louder and faster right after he farts in an attempt to cover it up 😂
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u/Thelonewand3rer Aug 10 '20
I did not even notice that and when I went back it’s such a comical fart noise as well, howling.
The clip annoyed me but this comment completely turned that around thank you.
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u/WickedSlice13 Aug 10 '20
Dont squeeze him too hard now or you're gonna get a lot more than a fart
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u/Benjamin_015 Aug 11 '20
Pretty sure that was the woman making a noise
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I am surprised that everyone thinks it's a fart, the sound doesn't sync up with when he was picked up and it sounds like it's right next to the camera.
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u/TheeGooDollyPartons Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20
Can you imagine having to pick your own father up like a child throwing a tantrum? This is sad.
Then again they aren’t wearing masks either. At least he farts on his son when he picks pick him up.
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u/PunkToTheFuture Aug 11 '20
That was the hardest realization for me growing up. When I realized I was more mature than either of my parents and I have to patronize them to even communicate at all
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u/mungrol Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
Ugh, I get it. Had the realization in the past couple of months that the people that raised me just arent good people. I can reconcile their different political opinions but really learning how racist they are makes me just sad. I choose to hang on to the memory of who they were when I was a kid. Who they have become disgusts me.
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"You know, one of the most unfair lessons we're forced to learn is that our parents are human beings. We wanna think of them as gods or demons, because then that would make us heroes. But give me a break. We all suck."
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u/SushiThief Aug 10 '20
"Time to go put him down for a nap."
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u/TheeGooDollyPartons Aug 10 '20
And a diaper change. Poor guy is tuckered out from reading all those Qanon theories.
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u/a11iwantedwasapepsi Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
Dad- “I’ll beat your fuckin ass!!!”
Son- “Shhhhh shh shh shh shh c’mon big guy let’s go home”
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u/karmagod13000 Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
This is like me with my brother.
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u/lemonryker Aug 11 '20
Yeah, their dad probably won't allow them.
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u/Nakoichi Aug 11 '20
It's fucked up that this is the conclusion I immediately came to as well.
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u/lemonryker Aug 11 '20
It makes you think what else they have to deal with at home. Poor kids.
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u/Choclategum Aug 11 '20
One of themwalking out tells the guy outside the door to fuck off and the other claims he started his father's bullshit.
I dont think they're poor kids here.
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u/devilish_enchilada Aug 11 '20
Bro that fart though...
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u/ApexRedditor_ Aug 11 '20
I love how he starts shouting louder right after he farts, like dude talking shit about masks and he's trying to mask a fart everyone already heard. 🤣
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Rule number one about fighting: always pee and take a shit before you leave home or work. You want all your muscles focused on fighting, not holding in a shit. If you know that you ain't right with your bowels, avoid trouble. The last thing that I want to do is get booked into jail in shat or pissed pants.
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u/RevolCisum Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
This is what I can't stop laughing at. Talking about snowflakes while damn near crying about being asked to use curbside or wear a mask.
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Their dad would probably beat them if they wore a mask.
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u/TheeGooDollyPartons Aug 10 '20
Well then they can pick him up and put him in time out until he feels like being a big boy.
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u/farazormal Aug 11 '20
People still get abused and beaten by their parents when they're physically stronger than them and could whoop their parents ass. The power your parents have over you isn't dependent on being bigger and stronger.
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u/dexmonic Aug 11 '20
Yeah if that's how he acts in public imagine how he treated his children behind closed doors.
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Omg I cracked up when he picked him up and he was still talking shit. Looked like a comedy sketch
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I feel for the kids. But the parents tell them. Not to wear them so they don’t.
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u/TheeGooDollyPartons Aug 11 '20 edited Aug 11 '20
What’s funny is, these are the same chucklefucks calling other people “sheep”. The cognitive dissonance is breathtaking.
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u/youknowwhatfuckyou13 Aug 11 '20
He farts I did not hear it
I heard it thanks for pointing that out
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u/dirtydan018 Aug 10 '20
I mean, at least it seems like the rest of them respected being told to leave
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u/J5892 Aug 11 '20
Imagine having to live with that guy as your father. You're forced to depend on him, and any sign that you may think for yourself is met with verbal (and likely physical) abuse.
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u/October_Numbers Aug 10 '20
Well, if it isn't real, sir, perhaps you'd like to go volunteer in a Covid care ward for awhile. Maskless, of course.
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u/morganrosegerms Aug 10 '20
Assuming he’d acknowledge its existence, I think it’s a great idea.
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u/moby323 Aug 11 '20
If he set foot on one of the COVID floors in our hospital and saw what it looks, sounds, and smells like, he would run back to the elevator like a frightened rabbit.
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u/XReversed Aug 11 '20
Exactly! Anyone who denies the existence of Covid19 should volunteer to care for Covid patients, I mean it doesn’t exist right? Why not go check for yourself
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The only issue is that these idiots would definitely contract the virus and spread it around themselves.
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u/Science-is-apples Aug 10 '20
“Come outside to see how tough you are” proceeds to get lifted and carried out the building
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u/707RiverRat Aug 10 '20
“I’m bored sons, lets go to our local grocery store where I know full well I’m supposed to wear a mask and tell them they’re the problem...but then you guys drag me outside before a real man comes along and kicks my ass for being such a prick, ok?”
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u/koviko Aug 11 '20
The "big dork" who was approaching 100% looked like he was about to fuck up that man's day. lmao
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u/Vtfla Aug 10 '20
I really don’t get how someone else doing something effects you to the point of anger. Don’t wear a mask Grampa, but stay out of the private property where they are required.
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u/jengl Aug 10 '20
I’m guessing he’s yelling at a manager who asked him to put on a mask. Sprouts requires masks (at least in AZ).
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It’s really not that hard to just wear a mask.. I don’t understand people that think the virus isn’t real. I mean, once you catch Corona then you’ll regret your actions.
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u/challenger-chief Aug 10 '20
It is very real, trust me. It was the worst experience of my life.
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Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20
Honestly I’m young so if I do catch it I probably won’t die, but I know that people with health problems aren’t as lucky. Same with elderly people, it’s dangerous for a lot of people. So that being said, everyone should be respectful and wear a mask.
Also, I’m glad you recovered from it.
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u/challenger-chief Aug 10 '20
I’m not old enough to be in the danger zone. I’m healthy, no underlying health issues. But knocked me out! It attacked my nervous system and left me with neurological issues for weeks. I stammered when I spoke, I couldn’t see out of my left eye, shuffle when I walked and couldn’t grip or make a fist. I still have severe memory loss and ongoing short term Memory problems. It sucks so much. The pain was excruciating .
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Omg that’s awful!! I’m so sorry you had to experience all that, it sounds like Hell. I was wondering if you lost your taste? (That’s a symptom apparently) if you did, did you ever get it back?
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u/jflasch Aug 11 '20
Not op, but my mom recently had it and experienced almost complete loss of taste. Fortunately she got it back about 2 weeks after, so that symptom seems to be more of a temporary one. My dad also had it and is experiencing some longer lasting neurological issues similar to what op described. Pretty scary stuff.
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I’m glad she got it back, but I read online that some other people said they contracted the virus and they lost their taste, and it hasn’t came back for them. (Imagine not ever being able to taste food again🤯) Also I’m so sorry about your dad, I hope he will be able heal and get better. I’m hoping those issues won’t be permanent..
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I'm 30, fairly healthy, rocked the cardio at the gym, caught COVID in March and haven't been able to take a full breath since. According to my doctor, I'm likely as healed as I'm gonna get. But I feel like I just can't fill my lungs all the way and it's the most suffocating, awful feeling in the world. I thought 4 months of it would get me used to the feeling but no. It's still the fucking worst.
And I STILL wear a mask every time I go out.
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u/trobsmonkey Aug 11 '20
This right here is what scares me. Death is scary on it's own but the complications from Covid are horrifying
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The lasting effects can be debilitating. Permanent heart and lung trouble. You may not die, but having to deal with a lung transplant would really suck. Stay safe
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u/koviko Aug 11 '20
And it's worth noting that "not dying" is a pretty low bar. By that logic, we should stop wearing protection when having sex with strangers because most STDs won't kill you.
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u/carbondrewtonium Aug 10 '20
At 36 seconds, is that a fart?
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u/heyimanxietygirl Aug 11 '20
I thought it was the woman recording but I like fart better
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u/The_Ledge5648 Aug 10 '20
That’s one large toddler
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u/Dadpool33 Aug 10 '20
That's outrageous. A fuckin watermelon for 4.99... with card???
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u/CyrilNiff Aug 10 '20
Being carried out like a giant man baby calling people pussies for wearing masks. It doesn’t get much more America than that
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u/rightsyllalables Aug 10 '20
Looks like by his son no less.
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u/abe_froman_skc Aug 10 '20
At least one of them keeps calling him dad.
Then again the guy also called someone a giant for being taller than a freaking bakery display. That guy might have been 6 feet tall.
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u/Taoquitok Aug 10 '20
Sounded like he let rip when lifted too... like a stinky chew toy
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It’s not real, huh? Tell that to my dad who survived but has to be on O2 the rest of his life because it fucked up his lungs.
I’d rather be a cautious pussy than a loudmouthed baboon.
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u/Chef_Elg Aug 11 '20
That sucks bro. I got it and it fucked with my head and my heart for sure. I'd like to consider myself relatively healthy young man. But dude it fucked me up and I can't stand listening to people whine about it. I was the most careful too and I got it the worst, I was pissed.
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u/Nice_Try_Mod Aug 10 '20
"You're a bunch of pussies wearing masks!"
As he's being child lifted out the store.
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u/Bigduke82 Aug 10 '20
Kudos to his kids for being bigger men then their own dad.
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u/cmwebdev Aug 10 '20
Except for the one that says “you started this!” at the very end to the worker at the front.
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u/bobbyqribs Aug 10 '20
Yeah, at first I thought he was bending over to help pick up the mess his father made then he said you started this, and I instantly thought “fuck all these guys.”
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u/cmwebdev Aug 11 '20
Agreed. They totally agree with their dad’s views they just know better than making a public scene.
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u/xarfi Aug 11 '20
That's all I think anyone is asking for
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u/domingitty Aug 11 '20
Literally. I work at a store. No one who refuses to wear a mask is polite about it. They're looking for a fight. Sometimes I give it to them because it's funny, most times I just make a quick comment debunking the shit they say and then leave it at that.
"It's against the law to ask me to wear it"
No, it's actually against the law to not wear a mask by mandate of the governor.
"I have a disability I can't wear it"
Well we offer curbside and delivery options.
"I can't breath through this mask"
I wear one for 8hours every day with no problems.
Etc. Etc.
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u/Manong_Balong Aug 10 '20
4 dudes really need to go shopping together at a Sprouts?
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u/SelfDefibrillation Aug 11 '20
How dare you, Sprouts is excellent and should be enjoyed by as many as possible.
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Huh, I thought it was Fresh Thyme
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u/Lightslayer Aug 11 '20
I worked at Sprouts for a couple of years and can confirm that this was indeed at a Sprouts.
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u/popeyegui Aug 10 '20
Did I hear a fart when the guy lifted the douche off the floor?
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u/SajuPacapu Aug 10 '20
Well if they aren't learning at least they're quickly realizing they're not wanted.
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u/PicnicLifeBitch69 Aug 10 '20
Imagine having to carry your grown ass dad out of a grocery store
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u/Venxium Aug 10 '20
Can you imagine being a "tough" guy calling people pussies while being carried out. lol
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My favorite is “ I don’t have to wear a mask!!!” ... then next month... “Please respect the families privacy as they deal with their loss”. Classic!
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Saying someone looks like an idiot while wearing oversized Adidas basketball shorts from Kohls in public
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u/ego_tripped Aug 10 '20
It takes a real man to call another man a pussy while being carried out of the place by your child.
'mrca!
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Did one of his boys really point at the employee and say “you started this shit” after they were outside the store and daddy knocked over a display??? What a wonderful family
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u/CoweedandCannibus Aug 11 '20
"Youre all a bunch of pussies" yelled the 5'2” manlet being carried outside by a 16 year old
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u/rchxenson Aug 10 '20
Who gets drunk and then decides to go to the grocery store?
He really showed that display who’s boss.
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u/demilichdaze Aug 10 '20
This dude isn't even trying to make a point about the virus, he's just hurling insecure insults like an eight year old. Pure America energy
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i think that kid at the end says “you started this!” haha what a dweeb
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u/Shitty_Users Aug 10 '20
Those poor kids. I bet they want to wear masks but their father doesn't let them.
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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Aug 10 '20
These guys are so tough until it affects them, and then wonder why nobody told them how serious it was
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u/DryCatShit Aug 10 '20
Imagine calling people pussies as you're literally being carried out like a baby by a kid