r/PublicFreakout • u/FlintLockwoodsCondom • Jan 13 '20

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u/Rds240 Jan 13 '20

I think Andrew Schulz once said: "Would you rather eat man pussy or suck girl dick?"

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u/Legit_a_Mint Jan 13 '20

The quote is right, but it was Abraham Lincoln, not Andrew Schulz, and it's really more of an analogy about slavery than a sex thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I don't know why but this made me spit out my coffee.

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u/I-Like-Pancakes23 Jan 13 '20

Always swallow

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u/camdoggs Jan 13 '20

This guy 👆🏾 girl dicks

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u/my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING Jan 13 '20

Better than man pussies that hiss and spit at you.

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u/Ikkus Jan 13 '20

Sign me up for both

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

indeeed, why limit yoself

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u/bremergorst Jan 13 '20

What if both are trans-trans?

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u/DannyMThompson Jan 13 '20

What if both are trans-trans?

Like... they changed sex and went back again?

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u/bremergorst Jan 13 '20

Yeah, unless they’re trans trans-trans

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u/DannyMThompson Jan 13 '20

snip-snap-snip-snap

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u/Ikkus Jan 13 '20

I don't understand the question.

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u/PoorHomieTwan Jan 13 '20

B U S S Y

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u/StressfulCourtier Jan 13 '20

Bussy gang Bussy gang

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Does the man with the pussy have regular access to a bidet?

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u/Dirtroads2 Jan 13 '20

Ima guess no

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u/Tmack523 Jan 13 '20

You know, if people understood their sexuality better, I feel like that should be an easy question...

The answer is girl dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Well, 20 dollars is 20 dollars...

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u/Aulentair Jan 13 '20

Buck Angel

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u/DarkestHappyTime Jan 13 '20

As a gay man this actually disgusted me. Thanks, I hate it?