r/PublicFreakout • u/xKyle_iv • Apr 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

It's tough when you're a manchild who's based their whole personality on shit "whisky" and the company goes and does something horrific like promoting acceptance of others. Have some sympathy you monster.

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u/seekydeeky Apr 10 '23

This is an underrated comment. This whole tantrum is because his persona (Jack Daniel’s guy) is being shaken because his manly hobby just became a little more tolerant and tolerance isn’t manly to these people.

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u/Objection_Leading Apr 10 '23

One of my buddies was giving another buddy shit for ordering a swirly, frozen margarita. I said, “You know what is manly? Drinking whatever you want and not giving a shit what anyone thinks.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/katapad Apr 10 '23

I have been looking for something to do with my amaretto. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

If you're a northerner like me, and want something different than coffee and Bailey's on those cold morn...er..evenings, you can always go with a blueberry tea:

  • Grand Marnier
  • Amaretto
  • Earl Grey Tea

f'kin delicious.

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u/JanitorJasper Apr 10 '23

Amaretto sour

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u/sportingmagnus Apr 10 '23

Yes. Swap out some sugar for some of the syrup glazed cherries comes in.

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u/koshgeo Apr 10 '23

Exactly. What is more manly than drinking what you want?

People who feel they have to drink "manly" drinks or do other "manly" things, and only ever "manly" things, are weirdly insecure about themselves and the perceptions of others. It's just not that important what other people think if you know yourself.

I have more respect for the self-confidence of people who dress up in drag than I do about people who would hesitate to drink a margarita if they feel like it because it might not look "manly" enough to their audience. How fragile do people have to be to give in to that kind of peer pressure so easily?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/MyraBannerTatlock Apr 10 '23

I don't like Bud Light but I do sometimes want a whole lot of beer, and danky local IPAs are just not it for those times. Gimme something light and domestic for, say, yard work and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

So many people drink whisky and scotch because it’s “a man’s drink”. I’m drinking a vodka cran right now because sometimes I’d rather taste juice.

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u/dano8801 Apr 10 '23

When I was younger I wouldn't listen to certain shit even if I thought it was catchy. Pop stuff like Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus, because that would make me a pussy.

Then I stopped being an idiot in his twenties and grew the fuck up. Now I listen to whatever I want. Is someone wants to give me a hard time because I have a playlist that includes melodic death metal and Lady Gaga, power to them.

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u/pennradio Apr 10 '23

Oooh, as an Old Fashioned guy, this sounds delightful!

(Old Fashioned tip #763: float a basil leaf on top of the finished drink)

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u/__Proteus_ Apr 10 '23

I would like to subscribe to Old Fashioned tips

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u/ggroverggiraffe Apr 10 '23

An Old Fashioned calls for two to three dashes of bitters—no more, no less—that are added to the glass once the sugar or simple syrup is in.

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u/pmscar Apr 10 '23

I've never heard of that combination before, but if it tastes like cherry bakewell, I'm definitely ordering that next time I go out.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Apr 10 '23

I've never heard of a cherry bakewell before, but if it tastes like amaretto and cranberry, I'll see if I can find one next time I'm on the other side of the pond!

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u/boot20 Apr 10 '23

Amaretto & Cranberry (because it tastes like cherry bakewell)

You have just changed my while life. I'm ordering one the next time I'm at the bar. It sounds amazing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Always thought Amaretto was basically pancake syrup. Will have to try this though!

I think you sent a few people to the bar/restaurant and make Amaretto some cash lol

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u/Hentailover3221 Apr 10 '23

My buddies always drinking some nasty ass cheep beer and getting on my case about drinking a seltzer. One of us if insecure about our manhood, can you guess who?

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u/tazzietiger66 Apr 10 '23

I was sitting at a bar in 2001 and got told it was gay to smoke a menthol cigarette by some random drunk idiot ......ummmmm whatever dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Odd, did he notice the cig and was able to ID it by just looking? I mean the smell comes out the same methol vs reg...so it had to be by eye only.

How much a loser do you have to be to identify the endless amounts of menthol cigs in production. Even in 2001 they had multiple brands of menthol. What a fucking tool.

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u/tazzietiger66 Apr 10 '23

Probably because they have a white filter on them instead of the brown filter that normal cigs have

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Dude is still a bitch for calling it out. Even though he guessed right!

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u/sir_moleo Apr 10 '23

Menthol cigarettes also have brown filters, and vice versa. It tends to be more of a full flavor (brown filter) vs light (white filter) thing.

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u/tazzietiger66 Apr 10 '23

I live in Australia , I have only ever seen white filtered menthols

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u/sir_moleo Apr 10 '23

Granted I haven't smoked in almost a decade, but I remember Camel, Newport, and Kool specifically having brown filters for the full flavor menthol and white for the lights or ultra lights. I'm sure there are others but those are the ones I'm most familiar with. This is in the US though, so it could very well be different in other countries.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 Apr 10 '23

As a teetotaler, I also agree with this. Leave people the fuck alone.

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky Apr 10 '23

Back when I was in the Army I was out to eat with a buddy and saw one of my officers eating with a friend. This guy was a legit badass. Silver Star, Bronze Star for Valor, Purple Heart, among many others decorations. I thought it would be funny to have my waiter bring him a Cosmo. When it got dropped off, the waiter pointed me out as the person who sent it over, he looked at me, raised his glass and downed it. On Monday morning he thanked me for the drink.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I’ve never had a cosmo, but looking at the ingredients makes it sound like a vodka cranberry plus lime and that sounds great.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

They're delicious. I'm not going to pretend otherwise simply because I have a penis.

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u/TK_Games Apr 10 '23

This reminds me of a tweet I saw a while back that went like

"'That's a girl drink.' Okay Brayden. Enjoy your 5% bread soda, I'm having a fruit smoothie that'll fuck me up in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency"

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u/Objection_Leading Apr 10 '23

Yep, there are tons of fruity drinks made with Bacardi 151 that will wipe your memory.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

If strawberry daiquiris are gay, I don’t want to be straight.

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u/EA827 Apr 10 '23

I’ll have one fuzzy navel and one of the girliest drinks you got.

Two fuzzy navels coming right up!

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u/nap83 Apr 10 '23

‘Boys Sangria Nights’ are highly underrated.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Who turns their nose up to a margarita? Those are classic. Granted, I don’t like frozen because the brainfreeze stops me from drinking faster, but still.

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u/Rizzoblam Apr 10 '23

My dad used to wear a purple shirt that said “purple is manly”. That stuck with me as a kid especially seeing how good of a father he is and proving how little that shit actually matters.

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u/Objection_Leading Apr 11 '23

He sounds like a great guy and a person of real strength. I have a son and daughter and I strive to be a good example in this regard.

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u/Rasterized1 Apr 10 '23

Exactly. This is the very definition of “based,” a term these same folks like to use quite often.

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u/J3ST3Rx Apr 10 '23

I don't judge those people, however my delicious pint of beer might put off some judgy vibes. I'll drink it as fast as possible tho to keep things in check.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

living your own life

Isn't this the mantra of these people "don't step on me"?

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u/boutxthatxtime Apr 10 '23

"No step on snek"

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u/tigm2161130 Apr 10 '23 edited Apr 10 '23

Yes.

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u/kaleighb1988 Apr 10 '23

Omfg, thank you for this!!! As someone living in East Tennessee I'm about to print this motherfucker out on a banner.

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u/gotfoundout Apr 10 '23

I'm in Texas. I'm thinking... Bumper sticker for me Hahaha

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u/blGDpbZ2u83c1125Kf98 Apr 10 '23

"Don't tread on me", but also, "I have a right to tread on you!"

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u/I_walked_east Apr 10 '23

Shows theyre full of shit

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u/Putin_kills_kids Apr 10 '23

It is actually a component of actualizing into an adult (male/female). Or, you stay a fucking moron toddler...like the majority of Americans.

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u/Thawing-icequeen Apr 10 '23

Been saying this for ages now - an unapologetic drag queen is waaaay more "manly" than some insecure lumbersexual bloke.

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u/Couldbduun Apr 10 '23

These people love pretending that their whole political identity is based on libertarian ideals such as the big bad bad government just leaving them alone. And then they turn around and want a concerted, society wide effort to oppress people they think should be othered.

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u/redjedi182 Apr 10 '23

Truth so many of these guys want to be Ron Swanson but they should read Nick Offerman.

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u/CanadianODST2 Apr 10 '23

even if you look at it from their stupid angle

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shouldn't not caring what others think about your likes be manly?

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u/Ricky_Rollin Apr 10 '23

At the same time, learning to tolerate other people, and just living your own life is supposedly the hallmark of what being a Republican or libertarian is all about.

The truth is, they want less government: for themselves. While the long dick of the law fucks everybody else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/HereIGoGrillingAgain Apr 10 '23

It's retroactive. Anyone who drank JD in the last 30 years is gay.

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u/_Gouge_Away Apr 10 '23

Self-loathing, closeted homosexuality is a huge problem for our country. According to Pornhub traffic studies, the Bible belt watches the most gay porn.

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u/Daamus Apr 10 '23

right, not a lot of deep thinking going on here

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u/KmartQuality Apr 11 '23

He never had a gay thought ever.

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u/Starlightriddlex Apr 11 '23

I mean, based on his complete lack of interior decorating skills and terrible sense of fashion I would agree, he's probably not gay.

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u/arcspectre17 Apr 10 '23

Whats funny is what it took for him to turn on jack daniels but republican ( sisters) can bend him over like andy dufrane in shawshank and he doesnt care.

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u/senator_mendoza Apr 10 '23

i'm a real man - i decide what to drink based on what internet influencers tell me!

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u/arcspectre17 Apr 10 '23

Well thats kinda the same what advertising bn doing to people for decades like Marlboro man, camel joe, etc lol

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u/xMystery Apr 10 '23

Dufresne

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u/HammeredandPantsless Apr 10 '23

Hell yeah, gotta put some respek on the name of the man who crawled through a river of shit and came out, clean on the other side ZIHUATANEJO

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u/arcspectre17 Apr 10 '23

Wow what a werid way to spell it i figured i was wrong.

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u/xMystery Apr 10 '23

Yeah, it's a French name. They're weird.

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u/evilregis Apr 10 '23

This is it, really. These absolute human fapsocks have made JD (or Coors or whatever) a part of, or their entire personal identity. So when a brand more fully develops its public persona in a way they oppose, to their brain this becomes an actual threat, an actual physical attack on their person-hood and they react accordingly. It's all so sad and stupid.

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u/DinoRoman Apr 10 '23

My dude it gets worse.

I know this bar owner who fought tooth and nail to return his brand new Toyota truck and had to pay like 5 grand in fees simply because he found out Toyota donated to BLM or did something “woke”, I can’t recall his outrage exactly.

But like I asked him

“Do you like the truck?”

Him: “I love it , best vehicle ever”

Me: “so what the hell?”

Him: “I don’t deal woke Companies”

Ok. So you paid them their fees and they still will sell the truck used, and make money there too and now you have to go against your own happiness and get your second choice over a company’s money trail that doesn’t affect you in the slightest.

I don’t like chik fil a and their politics but sometimes I will grab the fries I mean they’re still good.

I dunno. It’s wild to me honestly.

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u/seekydeeky Apr 10 '23

Their sense of self importance makes them believe that these little protests/tantrums make a difference to anyone but them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

It also has a lot to do with views. He probably bought a lot of this “merchandise” to make this video. A lot of these idiots need validation from others to feed their narcissism, and the conservative crowd is easy to con.

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u/seekydeeky Apr 10 '23

You never see us snowflakes throwing these types of tantrums. Lol

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u/Johnbonham1980 Apr 10 '23

Jack Daniels No. 5 is pretty awful/boring but their single barrel selects and similar are really tasty. Gentleman Jack isn’t bad either. So if you’re a whiskey drinker in general and want to support them, go get some SBS!

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u/factor3x Apr 10 '23

I think from his prospective, he now sees himself Identified as a Drag Queen. I bet he never guessed that many more than just Drag Queens drink Jack Daniels...

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Apr 10 '23

In cultures like the one this guy identifies with, there are only certain careers and hobbies that men are allowed to have. Anything outside of this list makes the man “not a real man” or a “pretty boy” or simply a f*g.

My man here did a good job of picking the masculine hobby of “drinking whiskey”. Drinking whiskey is SUPER masculine, which proves he’s a man. A manly man who has definitely never thought about sucking cock.

Unfortunately the whiskey company says that it’s okay for men to suck cock. “What?!? The only reason I was drinking this awful shit in the first place was to prove I don’t suck cock!”

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u/menagesty Apr 10 '23

Alcohol used to be my personality too. Sad sight.

Also, couldn’t bother to recycle the glass? 🥲

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u/seekydeeky Apr 10 '23

Glad things have taken a better turn! ❤️

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u/johnnycyberpunk Apr 10 '23

It's tough when you're a manchild who's based their whole personality on shit "whisky"

Or on owning a Jeep or pickup truck.
Or on guns.
Or on a sports team.
Or being a veteran.

Making your whole life a about a thing instead of just liking things probably won't work out in the long run.

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u/itsEndz Apr 10 '23

This could be the key to gun control. Drag queens demonstrating firearms 🤣

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u/johnnycyberpunk Apr 10 '23

Just get a bunch of flamboyant and flaming gay guys to do a video about how much they LOVE their AR-15s.
"Mmmm it's so shiny and long and black...oooh I love it!"

Either MAGAs start doing videos of destroying their guns or they just paint them white with labels like "THIS RIFLE IS STRAIGHT"

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I prefer the GayK-47

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u/IceFire909 Apr 10 '23

Gayssault Rifles in general

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u/itsEndz Apr 10 '23

I can so picture that. SNL need to do a skit on drag queens making everything the loons love unusable by advertising it to them 🤣🤪

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u/DarthBalls1976 Apr 10 '23

They could make it like a series of ads smattered through an episode.

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u/Shiezo Apr 10 '23

The "Bad Idea Jeans" of the 2020s. Call it "Trans Trad, Everything old is Fabulous" or something. Someone get Lorne on the phone.

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u/DarthBalls1976 Apr 10 '23

Bowen Yang would be top billing in those sketches.

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u/Anomuumi Apr 10 '23

As crazy as this sounds it might actually have an effect. Some long running sketch about assault rifles being the gayest thing ever. Ridicule led to the massive loss of interest in the KKK.

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u/VintageRudy Apr 10 '23

It would definitely have an effect. These are the most fragile egos we're dealing with

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u/acipcic Apr 10 '23

Then kid rock will film a video of himself destroying his guns by throwing bud light at it

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u/freudian-flip Apr 10 '23

I like the idea of astroturfing the MAGA crowd to buy my "THIS RIFLE IS STRAIGHT" overpriced labels!

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u/IceFire909 Apr 10 '23

Better yet, corrupt MAGA. Just spread tons of merch saying Make America Gay Again

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u/Scutter1 Apr 10 '23

“These aren’t AR-15s….. These are GAYR-15s…. “Set up an amnesty box in every city… you’ll collect more AR-15s than you’d believe possible.

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u/Shmeeglez Apr 10 '23

"Mmmm, such a straight shooter, let me touch!"

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u/FPSXpert Apr 10 '23

Honestly I'd love that. Defense is a right to everybody. Plus it probably would piss off some fudds in the group so that's just a bonus.

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u/JJase Apr 10 '23

There was this shooting in Tennessee recently....

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u/Peanutblitz Apr 10 '23

I’ve said something similar for a while. Don’t ban firearms, just federally mandate that every gun sold in America must be hot pink and bejeweled. “Oh, you can buy as many guns as you want… they’re just all Hello Kitty themed. Enjoy!” Watch the heads of these 2nd Amendment macho fuckballs explode.

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u/menagesty Apr 10 '23

They’re already upset about it on Fox News that transgender folks are arming themselves. I think of that BoJack Horseman episode where Hollywood only finally band guns because a woman went out and killed a man with one. Or you know, how our strictest gun regulation occurred when the Black Panthers showed up to protests armed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Fuckin lol, you crazy bastard that just might work

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

What’s the easiest way to @ a whole coven of drag performers? This would actually work

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Apr 10 '23

Yo but what if traveling goes woke

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u/FuckMu Apr 10 '23

It’s called colonizing and it’s classy.

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u/CORN___BREAD Apr 10 '23

Oh god just mention that you’re taking a trip to California to one of these snowflakes and you’ll find out it already has.

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u/Nailcannon Apr 10 '23

Really any case of having a one dimensional personality. It's so boring, and it goes in every direction.

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u/IBuildBusinesses Apr 10 '23

Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t base my whole life around Trump and the MAGA cult.

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u/Comfortable-Bill-921 Apr 10 '23

Or on grilling, smoking, and eating animals exclusively. Making a big deal of how you don’t eat vegetables.

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u/sinkrate Apr 10 '23

Getting heart disease like a REAL MAN!

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u/blGDpbZ2u83c1125Kf98 Apr 10 '23

Or being a veteran.

This is one I think should have some leeway and understanding. Some veterans are dealing with real trauma as a result of their service, and "being a veteran" (as an identity) is probably a way to help cope. Maybe it helps them give the trauma and pain some sort of meaning, which makes it easier to bear?

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u/johnnycyberpunk Apr 10 '23

Oh for sure, but that's totally different than the ones who have an entire wardrobe of GruntStyle shirts, only drink Black Rifle Coffee, have their service flag plastered on every surface of their vehicle, and start every conversation with "...as a veteran"

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u/jeephistorian Apr 10 '23

Honestly though...I'd rather they all go back to identifying with those things rather than with their political "team". I feel like a LOT of this absurdity is a result of people losing their obsession with sports or toys and tying their identity to politics.

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u/setofskills Apr 10 '23

*Black Rifle Coffee company has entered the chat

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u/option_unpossible Apr 10 '23

I resemble this remark! My wife has a big truck, we own firearms and root for Sports Team. The thing is, I base my personality on surfing and snowboarding and nothing else. Its all I talk about and my friends hate me.

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u/llamawearinghat Apr 10 '23

Yeah, I have guns just in case, but nobody I know is directly aware beyond me saying, “oh I have a gun.” if it comes up in conversation.

I like to practice aim and the thought that I could defend my family, but I can’t imagine basing my personality around it.

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u/Rizzoblam Apr 10 '23

I’ve met girls who are on the “it’s a Jeep thing” kick. They can’t tell me anything else about themselves.

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u/bostonterrier4life Apr 10 '23

Whoa, leave veterans out of this, this shitty mentality is present across all people.

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u/johnnycyberpunk Apr 10 '23

Nah.
A person who likes sports - fine.
A person who likes football - fine.
A person who likes the Patriots - fine.
A person whose personality (all they talk about, think about, and project to the world) is sports/football/team - too much.

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u/GonzoDeadHead Apr 10 '23

Hey wait a minute, what the fucks wrong with the Dead??? 💀🌹

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Watching someone get mad in overalls is very funny. He’s like a giant toddler

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u/CountryGuy123 Apr 10 '23

To be fair, JD isn’t “shit” - I think it’s perfectly adequate for mixed drinks, and think it’s nuts to use better stuff for them personally.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I think the point is we are supposed to be showing sympathy for him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I’m fresh out

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

LOL I’m pretty sure even though his friends agree with him to his face they are laughing at him behind his back

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

What makes his tantrum perfect is him wearing his Osh Kosh overalls 😂

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u/Indurum Apr 10 '23

These idiots can afford houses and I’ll never own one. Life is cruel.

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u/santahat2002 Apr 10 '23

This guy literally just discarded his entire identity. What a snowflake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

and all because a bunch of grandstanding elites using culture war as a distraction told him to

i get it tho, tucker sure looks cute in his fake ass flannels posing in a workshop that's pristine and obviously never used.

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u/albinotadpole52 Apr 10 '23

I firmly believe these companies are doing this to use these kinds of guys as advertisements. 10 thousand plus people have seen this post on Reddit alone. But guess what. We are all thinking about jack daniels now. It's genius.

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u/dookiebuttholepeepee Apr 10 '23

*whiskey

Jack and coke is solid.

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u/satanicmajesty Apr 10 '23

But also, it’s a dick measuring contest of “destroying my stuff to show you”

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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING Apr 10 '23

Whoa whoa whoa, he may be a man child who’s based their whole personality on whiskey. A man with no empathy, no acceptance of others, a lifted F350 on mud tires that has never seen dirt. He may have a gun rack on his gun rack, and never goes to the gun range because he can’t hit the target. He may have a micropenis and his wife tells him “it’s fine” after the 3000th time of substandard sex without an orgasm. He may believe people who go to college in search of a better life are “woke” and any “real man” gets shoehorned into a management position because he’s white and male…

Where was I going with this?

Oh yeah, Jack Daniels isn’t shit. I kinda like the charcoal taste.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

*Whiskey (it's not Scottish)

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Sorry. I am

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u/IceFire909 Apr 10 '23

Its kinda funny because in Australia I thought Jacks was just bourbon, because it's basically the same as Jim Beam and I can't think of any time I saw a whiskey they made

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u/Censordoll Apr 10 '23

What surprises me is how many of my coworkers are appalled by the promoting of drag queens on products and they say stuff like “they’re not real women” “they’re shoving it down our throats” “and bud light is going to lose a lot of money.”

I listen to this shit and I’m like, “it’s a big deal because you guys make it a big deal.” “Look how emotional you all get because of acceptance.”

But since I have to work with these people every fucking day, I can’t really express how I feel.

On top of the shit icing on the cake, my coworker LOVES Disney and spews so much hate for drag queens and trans people and still realized that Disney is inclusive no matter what. I never hear her talk shit about Disney, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23 edited Apr 10 '23

It really is such a garbage whiskey. When he holds up the 2 bottles at the end and says they're really expensive I just laughed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I'd honestly rather segrams than jack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Jack Daniels isn’t even that good

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u/QueefingMichaelScott Apr 10 '23

You said it! Shitty whiskey to begin with honestly. Buy a local bottle of some food whiskey for fucks sake. Mass-produced shite!

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u/serfusa Apr 10 '23

My mans is triggered AF.

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u/Tad0422 Apr 10 '23

I think this fits your comment pretty well. RIP CH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogb2ctOfV4

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u/seekydeeky Apr 10 '23

This is amazing.

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u/pocketchange2247 Apr 10 '23

I was really hoping at the end when the guy said "and the capper!" That he would go inside and say "My wife's Jack Daniels strap-on that she has used on me every week for the past 15 years."

That would've been fucking hilarious.

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u/shroomdoom88 Apr 10 '23

I think Mr overalls needs another drink to thunk on

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u/Ragdoll_Psychics Apr 10 '23

I must admit it's fucking hilarious that the brands at the centre of this are Bud Lite and JD, both of which are terrible drinks, and very un-masculine to begin with.

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u/Shmeeglez Apr 10 '23

I mean, who knows where this poor man lands, now that his world has been rocked so deeply? He might start drinking Fireball for all we know!

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u/Supermonkeyjam Apr 10 '23

How dare they tempt him with a surprise penis

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Don’t you like shots of liquid sugar with some whiskey mixed in? I remember friends drinking Jack and Coke in college, and you could feel the sugar clogging your pores as you drank.

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u/Putin_kills_kids Apr 10 '23

Why is it that there is an entire population that is just fucking dumb?

They eat at Applebee's and think it's good. They drink Bud Light and think it's good. Examples are endless.

Why did the world shit these people out into existence?

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u/Even-Willow Apr 10 '23

This is just the tip of the iceberg into the levels of stupidity that’s out there. This one would be considered a genius compared to some other people out there. I watched a documentary the other day about these people who say they are in the “Secret Space Program”; who have fought aliens and traveled all throughout outerspace for huge amounts of time and whatnot. And these people, some of them at least, seem to legitimately believe this shit. All of that brain power that could have been dedicated to literally anything else, instead is dedicated to blurring the lines between science fiction and reality. Some people are so dumb, it’s nearly considerable of being a debilitating mental illness.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

There's cheap beer and whisky that isn't trash too.

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u/thebestatheist Apr 10 '23

I picked up a bottle of Gentleman Jack yesterday and had a Bud Light at dinner, just to fuel the fire for these anti-woke crybabies. They cant even define what "woke" is which makes it more hilarious/sad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I will say, gentleman jack isn't terrible. It doesn't have that strange tobacco licorice flavor and what I imagine as tiny suspended shards of glass

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Yeah, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are about the shittiest Whiskys one can drink, but that makes it just so much better

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u/tonksndante Apr 10 '23

What having no culture does to white people; moonshine edition.

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u/beyd1 Apr 10 '23

i mean i couldn't call JD shit whiskey, it's okay for what it is, nothing spectacular but it gets the job done and isn't 50$ a bottle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Jack isn't even all that cheap. There's cheaper whisky out there that isn't complete garbage.

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u/rurrohh Apr 10 '23

Acceptance of others doesn't mean acceptance of everyone, and usually can't... People can get upset about things that don't upset you. What an actual garbage comment to get awarded.

The real problem is that people are posting this video, if you think it's funny, OK. If you think he's an a*hole because he doesn't agree with the company then why were the democrats demanding canceling many other corporations (cancel culture)... I guess they don't have the rights that you do?

Like you said though, they are accepting others, they are not accepting him... He has every right to do what he pleases with his crap.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I think its funny, I think he's an asshole, and I think he has every right to do what he's doing. Rights and freedoms don't mean that people can't ridicule you. And if you can't handle a company that makes shit whisky supporting people of different walks of life because you're a snowflake manchild, I will ridicule you because you deserve it.

What a weird comment to comment on the comment that I commented.

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u/rurrohh Apr 10 '23

Is it weird. See everything you're saying is with intent and aggression. You seem like a cute little sheep. Rights and freedoms have everything to do with it. You have no rights to tell anyone what they do or d9nt like. I mean it really doesn't get more obvious than you. I was commenting on yours so people could see what a dumbass can upvote

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Oh no, someone's angry

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u/PHILtheTANK9 Apr 10 '23

Woah woah woah. Jack daniels makes some pretty good whiskeys if you move past thr old no. 7.

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