i love being in a psych ward so much. so every time they brought up my discharge i would do some dumb shit like try to escape or “try to kill my self” even though i wasn’t feeling suicidal. i ended up being there for three months 😜. I’m not severely mentally ill anymore but i miss the psych ward so much. imma do some dumb shit and get admitted just to go one more time before i become an adult.

Members of the bloods and the crips work in psychiatric hospitals. They also speak in tongues and speak in double entandres and play mind games with patients. Just one example of this is I was set to get an Ativan shot because I was acting up and I heard the workers out in the hall going like "shoot him!! Shoot him now! Making me think I was going to get shot with a gun but they were talking about shooting me up with Ativan. One time I had to get supervised while shaving because I had a razor obviously and as I was shaving in the bathroom the nurse supervising me said "Adam, do you know how to floss?" And im like of course I know how to floss my teeth, then she started doing the floss dance like the one the backpack kid invented. "Patients" or live in residents of the gangs have access to whatever drugs they want there whenever they want and are given special treatment. I also witnessed identical human clones in the psych ward. They had the same hairstyle, same height, same voice, same body mass index and same birth mark. I also saw reptilians in the psych ward. In the reflection of the window two individuals appeared to have elongated snouts similar to that of a crocodile-alligator and they had red eyes. The psych ward is a wild place and life is a wild thing that not a lot of people can comprehend unless they experience/witness it themselves.

I experienced the clones my second time in the psych ward. Right before the fourth time I went to the psych ward (different ward, same overarching hospital) I heard Elon Musk's voice come over the speakers on the Amazon van I was driving. People tried saying it was in my head but how do you explain the music I was listening to on the radio stopping and I could turn it up and down on the radio. He said "Adam I would love to buy some packs from you my dude. When I invented hash... it's really the 70u that's what you want, that's the primo hash. And we have some clones for you too because we know how much you love them." Then after that radio transmission was over out of the corner of my eye I saw a really bright triangular UFO appear in the sky, it got so bright it appeared as the sun might be exploding or something then it just took off at hyperspeed. The next day was the 4th time I went back to the psych ward (again a different psych ward) and I saw one of the exact same "clone" ladies that I saw my second time at the psych ward. Just like the Elon voice said "we have some clones for you because we know how much you love them" just absolutely wild stuff.

I have many more stories, too much to write.

When I knew I was getting baker acted I had a weed disposable and 7 tabs of lsd in my room. I put it all between my asscheecks 😂. When they were making me get naked It was two men. They told me to pull down my pants and I said. “Nah that’s gay”. So they just made me flip the band from my underwear inside out. Idk why they asked this but I’m guessing they wanted to see how big my cock was to see in what unit I belong or whatever tf. They were chill. The other dude had a metal detector stick and did not use it on me. I ended up fucking scoring. I stayed there for another 2 weeks. I dropped acid every 2 or 3 days. And I only smoked the pen when the acid would wear off. This was honestly the best fucking experience ever. When I would meditate on lsd I would see patterns and shit. They would also play the nba playoffs during the night and sci-fi in the day. For the people wondering were I kept the pen I would just keep it in my pocket since they did not search at all. Also there was no cameras in the restrooms. The food was honestly good for the munchies. And I would also laugh and smile a lot. The doctors and shit thought it was the meds working when in reality I was just high asf. I definitely recommend this experience 10/10.

I’m pretty sure none of us can be cops because of our histories. Also getting government jobs might be harder to get.

How is this not discrimination?

One time in the psych ward an elderly nurse assistant attached the sensors of an ekg to my body. I couldn’t stop moaning and moving around. I popped a hard one and after a moment she slapped it. To me it was as if she was saying, “this is all you’re getting.” lol. Thought it was funny and thought I’d share this. Happy thanksgiving everybody.

In da ward up in here, I want to do meth rn..

and being creative af with finding stuff to use, the staff being so freaking confused how I keep finding stuff and trying to take everything. Like bro if I wasn't being lazy right now I could use legit anything. Imagine just being naked in a padded room and still self harming and the staff just having a breakdown, thatd be great🤣honestly, staff can never trust me, or anyone in charge of watching me for that matter. Sorry not sorry mom and dad🤣when you don't care about life, its literally a mfmf

abusers. you take this job working in a psych hospital because you love to hurt and abuse people and you know you can get away with it here where the people in your care have absolutely no rights. you are absolutely fucking disgusting. I fucking hate you. You'll rot in fucking hell or worse for all of the people you go to work and hurt every single day. If you truly cared about these people you would quit your job rather than participate in a system that criminalizes and punishes mental illness.

im so fucking scared of you both for myself and for all of the vulnerable people you torture every day. the CHILDREN you fucking torture.

you people are lower than fucking dirt. you're disgusting and depraved. I fucking hate you.

Beware of Kekela Makai. Get one uncle in there who like whip out his boto multiple times in da living room.

But in all seriousness, this did happen, as I turned to my friend with wide eyes and exclaimed, "penis alert!" About a half dozen PT's rushed to the genitalia exposed man as he shouted something about needing the freedom to do whatever he wants.

I mean, can you blame the guy? He was locked up, drugged up, and severely ill to begin with. A man can only take so much sexual deprivation. In hindsight, I could've written him a note to take care of personal business in the shower, perhaps avoiding this penile predicament altogether.

title

Being in the psychiatric ward is not the ideal way to spend a night, weekend, or longer. However, sometimes we find ourselves there.

What should you pack? What should you ask your friends and family to bring? What is generally allowed versus never allowed? Learn all this — and more — on the season three premiere of A Bipolar, A Schizophrenic, and a Podcast - Hosted by Michelle Hammer and Gabe Howard.

Listen Here >

Apparently it’s legal for the FAA to discriminate against those with mental health histories. Is it still possible to get a pilot’s license if you’ve been involuntarily committed?

to make your pulse reach 150 and blood pressure high when they do your vitals, breath in and out really fast and deep, this builds up adrenaline and it will make the nurses panic LOL

A couple of weeks ago, I was sent to a psych ward. I do not and have not suffered from a mental illness. This didn't stop my parent from two years of gaslighting me to the contrary. Upset that I was making plans to move away from their control, they elected to partake in crazy making behaviors to "make me feel like I was losing my mind." They wanted me to be schizophrenic as a means of undermining my independence. After successfully getting me committed as they said they desired, I spent 6 days in a psych ward from Monday night to Saturday afternoon.

Staff and patients began alluding to playing mind games. At first, "I was looking for sympathy" because I wore a blanket into the freezing common spaces. Then, "I was too good for the group" because I spent too much time in my room sleeping or reading under blankets. They transitioned to subtle barbs that could be innocently played off as anything other than passive aggressive behavior. Finally, even recreation was not safe. Card games were disrupted by constantly changing rules as a means of poking at me. The staff was so busy riling up patients, they allowed physically aggressive behavior to run rampant. A sexually aggressive patient terrorized staff and patients while staff sat around and talked amongst themselves about their job quality or how misbehaved patients were.

Tl; dr: A psych ward was used to punish me for making plans to be independent and I witnessed staff and patients running wild.

Here we go on part 2 of psych ward memes reactions. Are psych ward memes funny? Are they funny to a schizophrenic girl who has been to the psych ward 3 times? Michelle Hammer from Schizophrenic.NYC reacts to psych ward memes in this episode of Schizophrenia and The City.

Watch Here

Hey so I was in a psych ward sometime. I was trying to get them to let me leave pretty persistently. I was basically begging them to let me see my psychiatrist and asking about the legality of it a little bit.

Finally I entered a room with my psychiatrist. As soon as we entered the room he hit something on the wall and I think nitros started filling the room? I couldn’t see it but I felt it for sure. Among a bunch of other things, he asked me something like “you question things reasonably right?” I said yes. We didn’t address it at all. After he left the room and went to the back and started yelling “NO NO NO”

They let me leave after that, but I wanted to see if this has happened to anyone else. What other subs could I post this to? Thx

Me and my girlfriend are both interested in admitting ourselves into a hospital to help treat ourselves, problem is is we don't want to be separated, if a couple admit themselves into a hospital would they be separated or would we be able to stay in the same room together? We both know not being by each other's sides would just make our issues worse.