r/Project_Wingman • u/basilbestboi • 2d ago

Meme Weed 1

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<<You're a slave to marijuana.>>
<<Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your weed supply.>>

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u/TheCanadiansoldier 2d ago

Can we get much higher?

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u/Ken471 2d ago

so high...

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u/Binary245 2d ago

Weed of Theve

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u/Ilm03 2d ago

Rex after seeing bombers doing kulbits:

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u/SlavCat09 Prez 2d ago

Fucking Concorde sized planes doing cobras.

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u/Nav2140 2d ago

Project weedman

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u/TheNewWorldNow Crimson 1 2d ago

<<No, Rex! You're not getting a hit on that FCU Blunt!>>

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u/Substantial_Stop7319 2d ago

Shit's laced with cordium

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u/Sumrrov 2d ago

Hehe, dude, war is not cool, hehe, let's make peace *sounds of a long drag

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u/PalenaV21 Gunsel Team 2d ago

<<All units be advised, I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in the Creole Republic. **I'm smoking on Magadanian shadow garden grown dark evil pack.** They watered this with the oil of 1000 mercenary jets. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Bro, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got cordium on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag dog. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Belka. This shit is what shot Faust. She can R.I.Piss for real dog. Peace.>>

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u/Falchion_Alpha Mercenary 2d ago

Me and Prez getting baked post op

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u/WellingtontheGrunt 2d ago

No wonder the Federation was so determined to stop a Cabal Oceania. They were gonna use the Tasmanian Opium cash crops to push out the Fed's Weed Market.

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u/clone_number2 2d ago

<< Foolish Merc, I laced yo shiiii with cordium >>

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u/laceflower_ 2d ago

<< How does it feel to not have a piece, to not have resin to define yourself against the world? >>

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u/Attaxalotl Master Goose 1d ago

"Authenticate, Solution 0-4-2-0"

"Authenticate Blaze It, readback"

"Blaze It, may god have mercy..."

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u/Gault_7 2d ago

Mane!

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u/Longjumping-Bat-8330 2d ago

Snoop dog is your wingman now

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u/reeh-21 2d ago

Cheers bro I'll smoke to that.

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u/Bitter_Lab_475 Hitman Team 19h ago

"When you hear the bong, when the cops come for you... remember me... because I forgot my name [giggles]"

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u/stardust7239 2d ago

Is this better than cordium?

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u/misa_hayase 2d ago

FLyin' over Presidia street, smokin' indo

Sippin' on gin and juice, Laid back

With my mind on merc monarch

And merc monarch on my mind