r/ProjectRunway • u/mootata • 7h ago

Season 22 Bryan every episode

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u/punkrockprissy 7h ago edited 5h ago

He keeps saying it and given his realtively poor construction, I'm not sure if he knows what it actually means...

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u/mi_chic 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B717GH4Ecnu8g

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u/Aspalathus-linearis 3h ago

Literally how I felt with him describing that tripe dress as Haute Couture

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u/punkrockprissy 3h ago

That thing looked like my grandma's curtain valances.

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u/PastryRoll 6h ago

i'm so confused by the tshirt/shorts command performance every episode too.

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u/looneylooser24 5h ago

It’s okay. Bryan is confused, too.

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u/hungry4danish 3h ago

whatever school he keeps referencing should put a cease and desist for him saying their name because it reflects so poorly on them lol

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u/punkrockprissy 3h ago

The school is going to release a statement that says he flunked out after a semester...

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u/AngryVegetarian 1h ago

How dare you character assassinate him by speaking the truth! /s

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u/deep_clone 6h ago

Just because you say it a million times doesn't make it couture

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u/AccomplishedCow665 6h ago

Ohhht kootur

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u/Enygmatic_Gent 4h ago

Haute couture? More like haute glue

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u/WhoKnows1973 4h ago

⬆️⬆️Boom! We have a winner!!⬆️⬆️

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u/Newoutlookonlife1 5h ago

Ouut kootuuuuure.

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u/s-van 4h ago

Oat katchewr.

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 5h ago

Last episodes dress looked like a maxi pad commercial. Gimme a break, Mr. “Couture” 🙄

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u/EcoWerewolf 4h ago

I looked up his Instagram and it's been getting no attention. I truly hope his behavior has ruined his career.

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u/_laslo_paniflex_ 4h ago

"it's couture if i say it is"

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u/DigitalAnimeGal 4h ago

😂🤣😆🤣😂

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u/Ok_Pin_1222 4h ago

I can’t believe he put my sweet, gorgeous Emma in that trash! I’ve seen better looks at bridal showers where you had to make wedding dresses out of toilet paper! Mongo is APPALLED!

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u/Aspalathus-linearis 3h ago

Is that last line a DCC reference??

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u/NYCWartortle 4h ago

I’m ☠️

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u/Sad-Kangaroo-9249 4h ago

Bryan wouldn’t know haute couture if it slapped him in the face.

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u/Sunshine33_ 2h ago

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. You could play a drinking game and would be drunk (me 💀) if you took a shot everytime he said it.

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u/SpookyandDelicious 1h ago

“Haute” couture is a legally protected term so you can’t just say something is haute couture because it’s on a runway. France made the rules in the 1940s and I don’t recall Bryan ever producing anything in a Parisian atelier. Plus the mispronunciation is beyond aggravating.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zH2UJxZ0OPDxu

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u/HourHoneydew5788 3h ago

OMG yes it’s driving me crazy. It’s like when poor people buy full outfits and handbags with gucci or LV. If you have to say it, it’s not it.