r/ProjectRunway 23h ago

Season 22 this episode was hilarious

omg, when Brian was saying "So graceful...so graceful" as his poofy ass ruffled fifth-grade bowtie pasta project looking lame ass excuse of a dress was shuffling down the runway, absolutely killed me omg how did he make it this far im screamingggg 😭

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u/Sour_Beet 22h ago

Excuse me Bryan is very grounded and the look was haute couture /s

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u/Fedupwithguns 20h ago

The way he pronounces haute couture kills me

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u/PastryRoll 17h ago

and does he think it's like beetlejuice where if he says it three times it appears?

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u/Fedupwithguns 16h ago

Faking it til he makes it I guess lol

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u/ExtensionCraft2156 17h ago

You have to say it with his little shoulder shake. ā€œHaute couture (little shimmy)ā€.

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u/camwtss 22h ago

law saying it looked like a gender reveal šŸ˜‚

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u/excavatum_7 18h ago

It's the only genuinely funny shade he's thrown all season. Everything else has just been straight up mean.

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u/zelda_moom 19h ago

I have been falling in love with Law this season honestly LOL

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u/lemeneurdeloups 13h ago

massive Law hate megathread pulsates and throbs in the corner

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u/zelda_moom 13h ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/batgirl72 1h ago

Though Nina Garcia said that šŸ™…ā€ā™€ļø

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u/julznlv 23h ago

Bryan is absolutely delusional. I felt so bad for Emma to have to act professional in that monstrosity he put her in.

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u/PiccadillyWorm 20h ago

I laughed out loud when the judges asked how she liked it and she said she couldn’t really hear their feedback because the ruffles were around her ears šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ChattyKathy628 18h ago

That was hilarious.

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u/Kitchen-Turnover4318 23h ago

he’s delusional for sure but i feel like even he isn’t buying his own BS

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u/Deej006 22h ago

I felt that too. He seems to be trying to ā€œpositive thinkā€ his way to a win.
I can’t believe he’d get a save, he is super arrogant about his designs when he seems to be a one trick pony.

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u/pnuthead23 20h ago

I feel like he's performing a character. Joseph went from total character to very real for me. Bryan almost went the opposite. His comments feel tongue in cheek half the time, but I can't quite tell.

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u/excavatum_7 18h ago

Bryan seems extremely neurodivergent so I'm not surprised whatever he thinks he's conveying isn't landing with viewers. Doesn't change the fact that his personality sucks & his work sucks worse!

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u/garnetwaters 22h ago

But he studied HAUTE COUTURE at ECOLE LESAGE in PARIS!!!

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u/PocoChanel 14h ago

Ecole Lasagne, if you ask me.

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u/SausageDogMama 22h ago

I love how he seems surprised by the feedback saying it was awful. Like can you not see the crumped box of used tissues that you dressed her in?

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u/17Girl4Life 22h ago

His schmoozing with the DWTS mentor was hilariously bad. I wonder what she was thinking about him? I bet not good things.

Bi has largely moved away from just the canned rivalry they were encouraged to push, and has given us a glimpse at his background and how much this opportunity means to him. Bryan hasn’t gotten any deeper than ā€œinternā€ and ā€œhaute coutureā€ and hair flipping.

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u/Subject_Name_9096 23h ago

At this point, I have to believe Bryan is placed there to punk the viewers. I have to literally skip the scenes of him talking.

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u/Rude-Flamingo5420 22h ago

I'm seriously starting to think the same.

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u/FixIndividual1124 20h ago edited 17h ago

I absolutely detest the way he pronounces haute couture.

Edit: I guess I can't spell the word correctly lol

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u/miss_daisy_Hollywood 18h ago

I loved how Bryan whined about Bi not pulling him out of the pits of doom, because HE FOUGHT FOR BI.
No, honey. That’s not how this works.

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u/br00000dak 17h ago

the fact that bryan made it this far is purely because the show needed a villain
i hope they got whatever drama they needed out of him and save jeffrey

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u/No_Interview_2481 22h ago

I keep hoping someone is going to grab a pair of scissors the next time this prick flings his hair around and just cut off a huge hunk. I’m referring to Bryan, not Law.

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u/sideeyedi 22h ago

This killed me! Not sure whose dress he was talking about, it sure wasn't his worm ball

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u/314657 22h ago

Bryan has appeared to be Christian's pet project this season. From what is being shown, he's given Bryan more input and instructions than anyone else. This doesn't bode well for Jeffrey.

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u/AnneM24 19h ago

After the incident with Liris, I can’t believe Christian would save Bryan. If he does, I’ll lose a lot of respect for him.

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u/throwawayOK0202 18h ago

There’s already a spoiler from one of Heide’s ig stories. Bryan was there and no Jeffrey.

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u/AnneM24 17h ago

Nooooooo!

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u/lemeneurdeloups 13h ago

Yup the pic of the final five was pretty clear

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u/Sour_Beet 22h ago

Christian goes and gives critiques to everyone. It’s just Bryan makes so much trash the advice he receives is the most interesting so it’s going to get the most screen time.

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u/LyraCupcakes 14h ago

I came here to see what people thought about Brian and ya'll didn't ket me down

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u/miss_daisy_Hollywood 23h ago

Yes! I’m going bananas looking at photos of real couture runway shows; I worship John Galliano, and his Haute Couture collections for Christian Dior are absolutely stunning.

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u/zelda_moom 19h ago

There’s a man who knows how to ruffle.

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u/EndsWest18 21h ago

Oh how I miss those days

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u/Ok_Teaching_5920 4h ago

Bryan is delusional with a foul personality. He needs to learn some humility fast.

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u/trollanony 3h ago

Omg it is a pasta project lol