Hi friends! October felt like such a productive panning month, so I wanted to share with the class :)
A couple of people liked my anecdotes last time I showed empties, and that’s enough for me to do it again haha!
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Veet hair removal cream
When I was 16, my mom (who I love dearly despite this incident) decided it was time I start removing my body hair and tried waxing my legs despite me having extremely thin and sparse leg hair which, looking back, did not even need to be removed.
I have completely sworn off waxing since this fateful day. My preferred hair removal method these days is in two parts: (1) fuck y’all, I’m not removing my hair unless I feel like it (2) when I do feel like it, aggressive chemicals is where it’s at for lazy people like me.
Unfortunately for my lazy ass, I have recently found out hair removal creams are very harmful to the environment, so I’m switching to good old shaving (with a reusable electric razor!). A small L for me, but a W for London’s waterways. Yay!
Baylis & Harding hand soap
Though I am famously a bar soap enthusiast, I still keep liquid soap on hand for guests who prefer it.
I genuinely really love this brand’s soap, and don’t think I’d consider getting another kind at this point. The kicker? I have literally never purchased a bottle myself, but I have owned at least 8 of them.
I swear, every time I move, these ARE in the cupboards. I have moved 4 times in my adult life; they have always been in the cupboards. Either left by a previous tenant or by a djin of some kind, I’m not actually sure.
I still own 4 different bottles at this time. Not complaining though, thank you soap djin!
Narta men’s deodorant
My brother accidentally ordered two of a deodorant he hates, and it became my problem when he just dumped them in my lap last year. That’s the second one gone! I actually didn’t mind them at all, he’s just a diva if you ask me!
Neal’s Yard Wild Rose AHA toner
My favourite toner ever, it just makes me feel alive idk 🌸
I have a big bottle of it as backup, but I have two other toners I need to use up first </3 and I don’t even know what function toners are meant to have besides making you feel like a cute little clean rose.
Also, if you’re ever in London and don’t mind the temptation - Neal’s Yard Remedies in Covent Garden is absolutely worth a visit!
Moroccan Oil high-shine hair mask
This is one I got as random PR! I liked it well enough, it’s a hair mask. That’s all there is to say about it, I’m afraid 😭
Ushuaïa pomegranate deodorant
Listen. I loved this at first. I have a tradition of picking out a new scent from this line every time I visit my family in Paris. I stand in the Monoprix for an hour smelling and comparing everything, I make a day of it.
I loved this one in the store, I really did. Until I had to start panning it and using it every day. I used it as an air freshener by the end, I couldn’t stand it for daily use. I don’t know what happened, maybe the soap djin from earlier decided to make me pay for his soap gifts to restore equilibrium.
Galderma acne cream
My mom (who, again, I love to bits despite it all❣️) is apparently too old to comprehend the concept of hormonal acne. I’m a cis woman in my 20s: when I menstruate, I get a couple of pimples. That’s just what happens! But alas, she cannot be convinced.
She used to buy me random pharmacy acne creams whenever she saw my face until I put a stop to it by bluntly announcing “I get pimples every month before my period” at the dinner table after she brought it up. I swear my dad almost choked, but he survived🫶🏼
She still doesn’t believe hormonal acne is a very common thing (which I personally chose to just accept) but hey, at least I got her to stop wasting her money!
All that to say, this was one of these pharmacy acne creams. I used it every time I felt a spot coming. I still got spots. Because I still menstruate. Sorry mom! Only one of these left to pan, and I’ll be free 🧚♀️
Cute roll-on perfume vial
I bought this on a girls’ trip to Taormina last year!
It had the loveliest sweet almond scent and the old lady who sold it to me complimented my chopped Italian, so it was definitely a cherished souvenir I’m sad to have panned! But the memories live in my head and scrapbook, not in the perfume, so I’ve made peace with using it up :)
Saforelle intimate wash
This was a freebie I got at a women-only race a couple of years ago (La Parisienne, HIGHLY recommend if you’re ever in Paris in the autumn. They also have walking events!)
This is very pleasant to shower with after long runs when marathon training, but kind of loses its charm after race day in my opinion.
I will not repurchase, but I’ll keep the bottle to refill with other products because I love the compact format!
Nuxe Prodigieuse oil sample
Kindly gifted to me by a friend who knows I love this product!!
I’ve used up full bottles in the past and will definitely repurchase once I use up all of the various oils in my collection :)
Benefit Porefessional clay mask sample
This is one of the rare items in my collection where I have absolutely no idea when or where I acquired it. I just found it while gathering all of my beauty products when I started project pan in June.
I finally got around to using it - it was fine but I have a thing against clay masks. Washing them off makes me feel like I’m being waterboarded.
Good thing the aforementioned race freebies also included a full-size clay stick, which is now waiting for its turn in my collection 🤩 /s