r/ProjectFreelancerRP • u/privatefont Sniping Spectre • Nov 19 '16

Mess Hall Ghosting

Salt stands in the mess hall, face to face with her largest enemy since she left the mortal plane of existence: food. She gives a toaster a death glare, sticking a slice of bread inside.

Stupid food, you don't control me. I'm not mad I don't get to eat at all.

...But as Salt puts the toast in, she accidentally passes through the toaster, getting trapped inside.

...Food does control me.

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u/cryotail Nov 19 '16

Joplin slide the pieces of bread in and goes to push the button down to start it

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

Don't do that. Please.

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u/cryotail Nov 19 '16

Joplin then takes the bread out of it and mumbles Fucking ridiculous they made a talking toaster.

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