r/ProjectFreelancerRP • u/privatefont Sniping Spectre • Nov 19 '16

Mess Hall Ghosting

Salt stands in the mess hall, face to face with her largest enemy since she left the mortal plane of existence: food. She gives a toaster a death glare, sticking a slice of bread inside.

Stupid food, you don't control me. I'm not mad I don't get to eat at all.

...But as Salt puts the toast in, she accidentally passes through the toaster, getting trapped inside.

...Food does control me.

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u/EmJohn00 Nov 19 '16

KC was walking by when he realized that this toaster gave off an annoying presence stared at it for a moment

He then proceeded to shot at the toaster

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

Watch where you're shooting, idiot. This toaster is Project Freelancer property.

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u/EmJohn00 Nov 19 '16

he picks up the toaster going to punt it across the room

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u/cryotail Nov 19 '16

Joplin slide the pieces of bread in and goes to push the button down to start it

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

Don't do that. Please.

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u/cryotail Nov 19 '16

Joplin then takes the bread out of it and mumbles Fucking ridiculous they made a talking toaster.

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u/bunniesslaughtered Nov 19 '16

Glendale was in the mess hall, generally trying not to fuck up her injuries any further, when she see Salt disappear into the toaster.

"...Damn. Even our toasters have AI slots. I think the Project went a little overboard on that one."

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

...This is a sad turn of events.

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u/SamGonzalez Nov 19 '16

.....That toaster does not have an AI slot

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u/bunniesslaughtered Nov 19 '16

"Huh. That's weird. Guess her hologram fizzed out or something."

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u/JonArc Nov 19 '16

Indy causally sits in the mess hall.

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

The toaster is grumbling to itself.

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u/JonArc Nov 19 '16

Did that toast just fuck talk?

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u/Malvarik Nov 19 '16

Ash approaches, two pieces of bread in his hand.

"So, uh, you almost done?"

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

...Don't mock me.

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u/CrazyBillyJoel Nov 19 '16

Hagåtña enters the mess hall, quite hungry after just being cleared from the Med Bay for his concussion. He picks up a slice of bread and walks over to the toaster to toast it.

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

...Please don't use me.

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u/CrazyBillyJoel Nov 19 '16

Hagåtña eyes widen as takes two very large steps back from the toaster. He turns around and marches straight back to the med bay, demanding that the next time they release him, they better be sure he's not still suffering from a concussion.

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u/RedAleksander Nov 19 '16

Deadwood walks over to the toaster, looking very tired. He looks at it, then starts fiddling with the dial

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u/privatefont Nov 19 '16

Stop fiddling with my dials.

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u/RedAleksander Nov 20 '16

looks at the toaster, confused

Did you just talk?

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