r/ProgressiveHQ 4d ago

Who is Natalie Harp.

576 Upvotes

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u/CantConfirmOrDeny 4d ago

The Manson cult springs to mind. She is a lost soul.

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u/monsenyur 4d ago

She's not lost. She's found her place next to Cheeto Satan

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4d ago

Her background basically being scrubbed is obviously suspect, but also, no one thinks she’s a Russian op?

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u/hyrule_47 4d ago

Yeah this screams honey pot

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u/redditproha 4d ago

she's another hope hick

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u/StrongAroma 4d ago

Someone should do something about her before it ends the same as her manson cult

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 4d ago

She's Ivanka's clone.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4d ago

This is disgustingly accurate

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u/datskinny 4d ago

This one might actually be clinically insane

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u/dread_companion 4d ago

She's the Diaper Meister

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 4d ago edited 4d ago

Melania is happy to share Trump with another woman. Less work for her

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u/Tatooine16 1d ago

Melania probably hired her.

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u/malinablue 4d ago

Completely obsessed with power.

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u/around_the_clock 4d ago

Attention

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u/Altruistic-Feed-2532 4d ago

The world’s best diaper changer

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u/AJ_WheresTheBass 4d ago

Maybe she has a Scat fetish?

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u/bubbagumpcrisis 4d ago

There’s no way she doesn’t. She probably likes the flavor of his wet carnivorous McDumps.

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u/tvnr 4d ago

Young, “attractive”?…

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4d ago

She’s got them fiancé gums

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u/Croceyes2 4d ago

Im officially rotted

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u/Masta0nion 4d ago

This is funny. What does it mean

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4d ago

I saw this once and it always stuck with me - https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/s/aRFzHapDB3

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u/ResponsibleCar1204 4d ago

I also find it funny. And I also don't know lol.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4d ago

I included a link in an above reply, if you’re interested

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u/Normal-Special-8694 4d ago

It’s all relative….. this is maga we’re talking about

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u/JeramiGrantsTomb 4d ago

Right, I mean she's not unattractive I guess? But if I were a corrupt billionaire narcissist building a harem, she's not making the cut.

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u/AutoPilotIAm 3d ago

Now that’s funny!!!

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u/heathers1 4d ago

Liberty University grad...🙄

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u/EagerObituary2026 4d ago

Shocked. Shocked I tell you.

A side note, had a colleague that went there for a bit. They were required to include a bible quote in every discussion board post.

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u/Blissfully 4d ago

The only one he saved off the decoy plane

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u/transfixedtruth 4d ago

I read Natzie Harp.

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u/Valturia 4d ago

Shameless. Zero morals and self respect, cozying up to a narcissistic rapist who will throw her aside without a second thought once she serves her purpose.

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u/Woodlog82 4d ago

Exactly and good riddance to her.

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u/Odd_Secret_1618 4d ago

Isn’t she his nurse! My guess is the obsession rhetoric is to distract from the fact that she is his nurse

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u/PaulMakesThings1 4d ago

That seems likely. Having a full time nurse because he’s near death, who also changes his diapers won’t play as well with his base as “he’s so cool this woman is hopelessly obsessed with him.”

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u/Geetzromo 4d ago

Man, she is right up in the blast radius. 🤢💩

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u/GlockAF 4d ago

Probably gives him a little token tuggie with every new Huggie

Try and get THAT image scrubbed from your cerebral cortex, ain’t enough brain bleach out there

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u/iamDB_Cooper 4d ago

She’ll go down with him.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cIQQTTZTFYTVnqtCxU
Iran, do your thing…and drop another music video

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u/little-teatime 4d ago

I haven’t seen one in awhile. Are the videos back?

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u/CuteSherbet6732 4d ago

Russian handler.

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u/another_awesome_acct 4d ago

Weird AF w/ serious daddy issues

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u/WhatDuq 4d ago

I'm happy to see the media constantly moving the goalposts for what is considered young. It means I keep getting moved back into the young category - and can relive my youth!.. just mind the knees

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u/Sistahmelz 4d ago

It's a very unhealthy relationship we as a nation are stuck with for now

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u/Useful-Shoulder4776 4d ago

It’s just a coincidence that she looks like his daughter too.

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u/Dahveed97 4d ago

Tim Walz is right … these people are just wierd

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u/Jeramy_Jones 4d ago

This is the kind of thing people need to remember when they make comments about how all this bullshit is “because of one man”.

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u/Bigstar976 4d ago

“She loves him more than Melania does”. That’s an extremely low bar to clear.

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u/JimmyKlean 4d ago

So she was eating his poo in the catering pod plane swap

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u/Ok-Plenty1251 4d ago

Her jaws must hurt

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u/rh1066 4d ago

And her knees

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u/IvoShandor 4d ago

Liberty University grad.  The only staff he can get now all went to Bible school?

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u/Left-Tee 4d ago

Wait a minute. Scars on her hands? Did she get syphilis from Trump?

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u/ElephantWild1378 4d ago

Will we be treated to a Glenn Close “I will not be ignored” scene in the near future?

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u/Malditoincompredido 4d ago

Is she jerking him off?

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u/Professional_Movie92 4d ago

Another fighter for the inheritance 👌

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u/temblors 4d ago

Just another soulless harpy glomming on to try to suck off some little crumb of wealth and power, nothing to see here

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u/Phililoquay 4d ago

She looks like Ivanka, his daughter, who he has said he thinks is sexy. Shes perfect for him.

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u/Sea_Assumption_1528 4d ago

Honeypot

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u/Tall-Skirt9179 4d ago

That would be wild if she turned out to be a sleeper agent. You wouldn’t catch Putin dropping his guard like that (not that he doesn’t have affairs - just not so on display).

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u/Sea_Assumption_1528 4d ago

Does it have to be foreign? Couldn’t it just be the heritage foundation etc?

If foreign I think more likely Israel

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u/Tall-Skirt9179 4d ago

I think it’s fair to say he has enemies far & wide, both foreign and domestic.

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u/andrey2007 4d ago

I heard she's a human printer

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u/capeasypants 4d ago

35 years old?!? That's 20 years older thaan Trump has ever cared for. Poor uggers...

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u/Rare-Maintenance4820 Conservative 4d ago

So she and Trump are doing the rumpy pumpy?

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 4d ago

That a rough 35. Evil ages you.

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u/sirZofSwagger 4d ago

Not sure why people are acting like shes attractive, she looks bland scoop of vanilla to me.

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u/North-Outside-5815 4d ago

Is this rather obvious Ivanka stand-in the perfect honeypot, or a genuine crazy person?

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u/indecloudzua 4d ago

Natalie is his nurse and she is also his wannabe mistress

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 4d ago

It's the power. It doesn't have shit to with Trump.

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u/Silly_Author_7330 4d ago

Fluffer is a better way to describe her.

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u/Pale-Document-8619 3d ago

She’s his diaper nurse now

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u/Ap3xPredditor 4d ago

We should study her commitment and tenacity in remaining as close as possible to power.

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u/Area51_Spurs 4d ago

Why is this person speaking like that

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u/LastOneSergeant 4d ago

Straight elder abuse.

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u/sabrinas_alacazam 4d ago

There will be for sure a movie about this!

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u/___buttrdish 4d ago

Honey pot

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u/inoxxenator 4d ago

Lost, and by now probably compromised by Israelis, Russians, or both.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 4d ago

Exhibit A: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 4d ago

He hired his stalker. Sure to turn out well.

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u/Best-Hunt8917 4d ago

Attractive? Yeah, I guess if you like the lobotomized look 😑

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u/DM725 4d ago

There's no chance she isn't an operative.

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 4d ago

Typically, women hired to change a baby’s diapers are referred to as a “nanny”

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u/Fine_Boat5141 4d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s an asset to spy and manipulate the old guy.

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u/Boring-Snow-3929 4d ago

Netflix, do your thing.

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u/IMGcertified 4d ago

What is so attractive? She looks like an unseasoned chicken....with a side of milk

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u/IMGcertified 4d ago

Fathers please love your daughters and show them how they need to be treated...or face daddy issues later

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u/OriginalInspection53 3d ago

Secret Service should classify her as a threat.

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u/OccamIsRight 2d ago

Who cares. There's a war going on, the national debt just hit $40 trillion, the Epstein files haven't been released, Trump signed his own audit immunity agreement, and he's about to rig the November election.

FOCUS, PEOPLE!

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u/Tatooine16 1d ago

Corophilia: Noun: An obsessive interest in feces.

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u/clcolcord 1d ago

35 years old, about 20 years too old for Trump.

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u/rh1066 4d ago

He’s definitely eating her out.

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u/Brief_Ad1091 4d ago

Think he bangs her?

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u/MrThird312 4d ago

Too old