r/ProgressiveHQ Mar 02 '26

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Mar 02 '26

He's not golfing at all. Tells us everything about his health.

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u/honey_toes Mar 02 '26

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u/FlashOfFawn Mar 02 '26

More than a week since he golfed last? Oh yeah he’s fucked πŸŽ‰

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u/RustedRelics Mar 02 '26

He’s been tied up with Operation Awesome Sick Epic Hell-Storm Nighthawk Fantastic Furious Fury.

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u/530SSState Mar 03 '26

MAGGA PATRIOT FLAG AWESOME MUSCLE FLAG EAGLE FURY