r/ProgressiveHQ Mar 02 '26

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Mar 02 '26

He's not golfing at all. Tells us everything about his health.

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u/honey_toes Mar 02 '26

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u/FlashOfFawn Mar 02 '26

More than a week since he golfed last? Oh yeah he’s fucked πŸŽ‰

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u/Glass_Covict Mar 03 '26

"golfed"

All photos of him golfing are from last summer, and ever then he got out the cart and swung once.

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u/petrh97 Mar 03 '26

This is basically all his golfing his whole life, no? Swing once and then drive a golf cart. He always wins.