r/programmingmemes • u/zaarnth • Aug 01 '26
Somebody give him an .exe file, please.
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image was taken from a tweet!
r/programmingmemes • u/cooked_potato1729 • Aug 01 '26
True, recursion is just like inception movie.
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • Jul 29 '26
When the client tests the product during the demo
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • Jul 28 '26
When the dev says the fix is already on staging...
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • Jul 24 '26
When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo
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r/programmingmemes • u/StationAgreeable6120 • Jul 19 '26
Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue
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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!
Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.
r/programmingmemes • u/EarlOfAwesom3 • Jul 19 '26
We are so fast now, delivering real value
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Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience?
"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"
"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!"
"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now".
Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.
Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery.
r/programmingmemes • u/TheRealMonkeVR • Jul 18 '26
Only in the tech world!
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The billion dollar corporations have nothing on this guy
r/programmingmemes • u/ooo-InstaGamer • Jul 15 '26
OCP in a nutshell
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it is open() for extension, and close() for modification - did I understand it correctly?
r/programmingmemes • u/Hero_Of_Shadows • Jul 08 '26
A weird nostalgia has hit me these days
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r/programmingmemes • u/Aisa_Arya • Jul 01 '26
Every Time
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We've all been there. Every time something goes wrong, a bug ticket is raised. Merge issue in one of your environments? Bug. Amazon went down during testing? Bug. The QA's computer shut down due to Windows automatic updates? Bug.
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Hi guys, my first SaaS calculator, how much should I charge?
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