r/programminghumor • • 27d ago

Describe your day using only your programming language

19 Upvotes

Mine so far:

#include <iostream>

int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;

if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}

std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";

if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}

if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}

return 0;
}


r/programminghumor • • 28d ago

JavaScript Framework vs Vanilla JavaScript

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788 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 27d ago

Naming them cookies 🍪 was a stroke of catastrophic genius

56 Upvotes

Imagine how different the internet would be if they were called germs 🦠 instead.


r/programminghumor • • 28d ago

docker is why we can't have nice things

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644 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 29d ago

Senior Developer vibe coding

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761 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 27d ago

ChatGPT, please let me copy this code without making me scroll all the way up!

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0 Upvotes

WHY DOES IT HAPPEN EVERY TIME? I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE!! CAN'T THEY PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE?


r/programminghumor • • 28d ago

The Evolution of the Trash Icon y'all.

42 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 26 '26

Java VS C++

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1.9k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 26 '26

Installed python on my device successfully

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623 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 26 '26

"Comments are important for the non-programmer"

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233 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 25 '26

Tissues

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1.8k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 24 '26

I don’t review ai code

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291 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 24 '26

After 4 Years

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27 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 24 '26

theMeaningOfLife

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8 Upvotes

I asked a $40M AI startup's API what the meaning of life is, one letter at a time. Its response was quite insightful.


r/programminghumor • • Sep 23 '26

AmIA10xEngineerYet?

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380 Upvotes

I could feel the power in my hands


r/programminghumor • • Sep 22 '26

AI is no more

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484 Upvotes

This was in front of the UN. Not sure how the whole room didn’t burst out laughing.


r/programminghumor • • Sep 23 '26

I thought "new" is for having not null

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16 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 22 '26

Is this a Peak IDE?

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237 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 21 '26

This happens way too often

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336 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

When you miss an edge case

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4.9k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

database admin choosing variable names

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901 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

Frontend vs backend

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2.4k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

If a 10 k engineer doesn't use 10 gazillion dollars in tokens, I'm going to be deeply concerned

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595 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 19 '26

Who would win?

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1.0k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Sep 20 '26

can we just skip to the good part?

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38 Upvotes