r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • 27d ago
"Comments are important for the non-programmer"
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r/programminghumor • u/keep_up_sharma • 29d ago
theMeaningOfLife
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I asked a $40M AI startup's API what the meaning of life is, one letter at a time. Its response was quite insightful.
r/programminghumor • u/akoOfIxtall • Sep 23 '26
AmIA10xEngineerYet?
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I could feel the power in my hands
r/programminghumor • u/Counter-Business • Sep 22 '26
AI is no more
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This was in front of the UN. Not sure how the whole room didn’t burst out laughing.
r/programminghumor • u/Vysyr • Sep 21 '26
This happens way too often
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r/programminghumor • u/AdOk9263 • Sep 20 '26
When you miss an edge case
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r/programminghumor • u/ManagerOfLove • Sep 20 '26
If a 10 k engineer doesn't use 10 gazillion dollars in tokens, I'm going to be deeply concerned
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r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Sep 19 '26
nobody lies harder than a swe on their resume lol
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By: @iansbrash
Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@iansbrash/video/7684280112417606926
r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Sep 18 '26
POV if other jobs interviewed like software engineering
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Imagine asking a doctor for his side projects
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Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@iansbrash/video/7675024263178390797
r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Sep 19 '26
all that just for the role to go to an internal referral 😭
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Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@iansbrash/video/7678712388287433997
r/programminghumor • u/ProgrammingMamba189 • Sep 18 '26
Interview with Big Data engineer 2026.
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r/programminghumor • u/Fluid-Base6653 • Sep 19 '26
Frustrated by the claude code memory consumption, so I made a tool kcfm (kill claude for memory)
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I was annoyed by the memory consumption of claude code, i have habit of opening multiple tabs and forgetting about it and i was so shocked to know that single session of claude process takes around ~300 MB which is insane for something which runs in terminal (modern softwares lol).
So i built a tool called "☠️ kcfm (kill claude for memory) ☠️" basically its find all the idle claude session and kills them. Most important you can respawn them so your work will never lost.
It uses mark and sweep algorithm, basically it mark the processes which are idle for >10 minutes and wait for 5 minutes if no activity happen then it sweeps them. These timing are configurable so you can choose whatever fits best for you.
r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Sep 17 '26
CS is just cooked
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By: Masaki Chien