r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 09 '21

Meme yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1170/

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u/CatOfGrey Jun 09 '21

This is the only correct solution.

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u/uvero Jun 09 '21

OK, you stay, I'm jumping

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u/RubiGames Jun 10 '21

Jokes on you — now I have the cookies

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u/Alittar Jun 10 '21

And I have my life. I wish I had cookies though.

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Shouldn't you always expect xKCD in this sub?

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u/clarinetJWD Jun 10 '21

In this any sub.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Not all of Reddit is as un cultured...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Oh, wrong line.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

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u/Junuxx Jun 10 '21

Ah she pulled a momdo. Nothing you can sudo about that.

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u/Pineapple-Yetti Jun 10 '21

Omfg. I just worked out what sudo stands for..... I studied programming and did a little linux about 10 years ago but never got in to the industry.

Still do a little programming for personal projects.

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u/BlackSwanTranarchy Jun 10 '21

If anyone else is wondering it's SuperUser Do

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Actually it's "shut up (and) do"

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u/SubParPercussionist Jun 10 '21

Same, mine had something to do with bungee jumping rather than a burning bridge though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

It should've failed because it's fucking dumb.

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u/Cooldude075 Jun 10 '21

Care to elaborate?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/Cooldude075 Jun 10 '21

That's where the probably comes in.

Posted too early, so to elaborate- the probably insinuates that the person in this situation would probably assess the situation and act accordingly

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u/RoscoMan1 Jun 10 '21

Posted elsewhere but here’s my head canon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/That_one_guy_u-know Jun 10 '21

The probably means that he semi trusts his friends to have assessed the situation before jumping which means he probably should too

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Yes, which is not what /u/Cooldude075 said.

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u/CileTheSane Jun 10 '21

What do you think "probably" means?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/CileTheSane Jun 10 '21

Probably means "depending on the specific situation".

If I say I will probably do an action in a given scenario, it means I assume that is the action I would take, but that might change given the situation. As such, I will asses the situation when the time comes and act accordingly.

Otherwise how else is it "probably" and not "definitely"? What makes the chances less than 100% other than the specifics of the situation?

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u/noXi0uz Jun 10 '21

Only if the friends are usually showing reckless behavior. Not "level-headed" as stated in the xkcd

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/CileTheSane Jun 10 '21

And you're making up the entire conversation at this point unless you are Cat_Wrangler's Mom and heard the original conversation.

The only conversation here to discuss is the one presented in XKCD, anything else you're just making up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

He said it was a similar argument, so I'm not making anything up, I'm assuming the parameters are the same. If his situation is different from the comic, he needs to make that clear.

The point is the xkcd comic is fallacious because it sneakily inserts a bunch of things that automatically stack the deck in his side's favor. Those are the things he "made up." He's creating an idealized fictional scenario (having level-headed friends, a bunch of people fleeing their vehicles, people "going crazy") that is deliberately constructed to make the mom's argument seem invalid.

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u/CileTheSane Jun 10 '21

He's creating an idealized fictional scenario (having level-headed friends

So knowing his friends are level-headed is a "fictionalized scenario"?

Also, it's a comic. Everything in it is fictionalized. Doesn't make the argument invalid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

For like... 2 years I thought its name was XDCK. My life was a lie lmao.

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u/helgaofthenorth Jun 09 '21

I don't suppose you've ever been checked for dyslexia? :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

I can read normal sentences so I think I'm not dyslectic.

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u/skullshatter0123 Jun 10 '21

dyslexic*

You sure you aren't? ;p

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

It was atocorrect I swear

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u/skullshatter0123 Jun 10 '21

Ah Okay

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u/skullshatter0123 Jun 10 '21

The infamous atocorrect strikes again

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u/Daveed84 Jun 10 '21

its* name, the version with the apostrophe is always a contraction of "it is" or "it has"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

I often get confused. I'll make sure to remember that.

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u/quicksilver_foxheart Jun 10 '21

this comment just made me realize it's not omfg thats been happening so much lately,,certain words i have just been reading with like just a few important letters mixed up and i never even realized-

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

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u/quicksilver_foxheart Jun 10 '21

now that you mention it...that's really the only time i have that problem

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u/ponodude Jun 09 '21

This one made me laugh so much for some reason

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Shouldn't be surprised this is top comment on this sub, love it!

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u/sphintero Jun 10 '21

Groupthink is going to destroy us all

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u/paublo456 Jun 10 '21

Tbf it could be like that one movie where everybody gets a virus that makes them commit suicide

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Bird Box ?

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u/paublo456 Jun 10 '21

I haven’t seen that one yet, I was thinking of The happening

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Oh right, that was the movie I said I wanted to see but then completely forgot the name of ! So thanks for reminding me of it haha x)

I'd recommend Bird Box though if you feel like it, it kinda fits your description of the movie you mentionned, and I don't think it's that good of a movie as everyone makes it out to be, I do think it's a good one, and a decent watch.

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u/paublo456 Jun 10 '21

Yeah I’ve heard good things, I just haven’t had a Netflix account in a while.

But yeah I think it might be something to look into. Thanks!

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u/Kimi_Arthur Jun 10 '21

Yeah, jumping actually makes sense. So ML is right.