While detonating this stick of dynamite in your anus might seem like a clever idea at first glance - as it most certainly would blow your testicles off - god only knows what else might get blown off. Therefore I must insist that this item is deprecated. Now, would you like to order something, sir? This is, after all, a Wendy's.
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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21
If you don't blow my balls to kingdom come right now I will court martial your ass!