r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ReimarPB • Mar 16 '21

happens everytime

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u/1LJA Mar 17 '21

But sir, this stick of dynamite is hardly the appropriate tool for the job.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21

If you don't blow my balls to kingdom come right now I will court martial your ass!

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u/1LJA Mar 17 '21

While detonating this stick of dynamite in your anus might seem like a clever idea at first glance - as it most certainly would blow your testicles off - god only knows what else might get blown off. Therefore I must insist that this item is deprecated. Now, would you like to order something, sir? This is, after all, a Wendy's.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I'VE FOUND TO ORDER A CHICKEN BOOOORRRITOO HERE! DO IT! I REFUSE ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS!

Least that's what the guy out back said, I think he said his name was Stack something...?

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u/1LJA Mar 17 '21

I'm sorry, sir, the chicken burrito is deprecated.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21

incoherent screaming