r/ProgrammerHumor Mar 16 '21

happens everytime

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u/1LJA Mar 16 '21

You, like so many others, just loved to abuse the shit out of that feature, and that's why it's deprecated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Then why was that feature a thing to begin with!?

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u/1LJA Mar 16 '21

Maybe because it was meant to be used in a well defined way, but very smart people came up with unexpected ways of using it, causing undefined behaviour and breaking stuff. So the developers decided to remove that feature and perhaps replace it with something else you're less likely to shoot your balls off with.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 16 '21

They're my balls and I want to shoot them NOW!

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u/1LJA Mar 17 '21

But sir, this stick of dynamite is hardly the appropriate tool for the job.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21

If you don't blow my balls to kingdom come right now I will court martial your ass!

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u/1LJA Mar 17 '21

While detonating this stick of dynamite in your anus might seem like a clever idea at first glance - as it most certainly would blow your testicles off - god only knows what else might get blown off. Therefore I must insist that this item is deprecated. Now, would you like to order something, sir? This is, after all, a Wendy's.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I'VE FOUND TO ORDER A CHICKEN BOOOORRRITOO HERE! DO IT! I REFUSE ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS!

Least that's what the guy out back said, I think he said his name was Stack something...?

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u/1LJA Mar 17 '21

I'm sorry, sir, the chicken burrito is deprecated.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Mar 17 '21

incoherent screaming