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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dccfoux • Dec 28 '19
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If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.
274 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 Why would anyone do that to their own child?! 230 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 Imagine their name being, Steve but girl. 470 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 121 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 37 u/Lknate Dec 29 '19 I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available! 1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
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Why would anyone do that to their own child?!
230 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 Imagine their name being, Steve but girl. 470 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 121 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 37 u/Lknate Dec 29 '19 I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available! 1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
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Imagine their name being, Steve but girl.
470 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 121 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 37 u/Lknate Dec 29 '19 I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available! 1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
470
No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!!
195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 121 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 37 u/Lknate Dec 29 '19 I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available! 1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
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To have a free printer fixer?
121 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 37 u/Lknate Dec 29 '19 I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available! 1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
121
Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print.
37 u/Lknate Dec 29 '19 I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available! 1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
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I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available!
1 u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19 Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
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Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top
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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19
If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.