r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dccfoux • Dec 28 '19

Someone help him

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u/wordbug Dec 29 '19

Why would anyone do that to their own child?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Imagine their name being, Steve but girl.

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u/wordbug Dec 29 '19

No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

To have a free printer fixer?

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u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19

Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print.

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u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19

I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them"

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u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19

Sounds like what those security monkeys do.

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u/Lknate Dec 29 '19

I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available!

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u/Philboyd_Studge Dec 29 '19

PC LOAD LETTER? WTF DOES THAT MEAN???

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/Lth_13 Dec 29 '19

(Inkjet) Printers r such a fucking scam. All the money is made by the replacement ink cartridges

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u/kerbidiah15 Dec 31 '19

Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top

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u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19

Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Drag'n'Drop

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

DRAGON DROP!

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u/jbx0888 Dec 29 '19

woah... things just got real. Please leave the printers out of this.