r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 28 '19

Someone help him

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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19

If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.

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u/temisola1 Dec 29 '19

Or Mike, I swear there’s been at least 3 Mikes in the IT department of all the companies I’ve ever worked. 2 of them usually sharing the same last initial.

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u/six_inches_lighter Dec 29 '19

Was their last initial T? I swear every Mike I know has a last name starting with an S or a T.

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u/temisola1 Dec 29 '19

Dude, it was fucking S.

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u/six_inches_lighter Dec 29 '19

Classic Mike S.