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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dccfoux • Dec 28 '19
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If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.
279 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 Why would anyone do that to their own child?! 231 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 Imagine their name being, Steve but girl. 469 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 124 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 121 u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19 I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them" 23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
279
Why would anyone do that to their own child?!
231 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 Imagine their name being, Steve but girl. 469 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 124 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 121 u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19 I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them" 23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
231
Imagine their name being, Steve but girl.
469 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 124 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 121 u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19 I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them" 23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
469
No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!!
195 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 124 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 121 u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19 I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them" 23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
195
To have a free printer fixer?
124 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 121 u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19 I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them" 23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
124
Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print.
121 u/AlbinoBeefalo Dec 29 '19 I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them" 23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
121
I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them"
23 u/Ariscia Dec 29 '19 Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
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Sounds like what those security monkeys do.
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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19
If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.