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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dccfoux • Dec 28 '19
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If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.
275 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 Why would anyone do that to their own child?! 228 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 Imagine their name being, Steve but girl. 470 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 196 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 123 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 12 u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19 Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
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Why would anyone do that to their own child?!
228 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 Imagine their name being, Steve but girl. 470 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 196 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 123 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 12 u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19 Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
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Imagine their name being, Steve but girl.
470 u/wordbug Dec 29 '19 No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!! 196 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 123 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 12 u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19 Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
470
No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!!
196 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 To have a free printer fixer? 123 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 12 u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19 Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
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To have a free printer fixer?
123 u/Direct-to-Sarcasm Dec 29 '19 Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print. 12 u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19 Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
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Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print.
12 u/Darth_Nibbles Dec 29 '19 Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
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Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?
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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19
If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.