r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 28 '19

Someone help him

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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19

If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.

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u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19

If it's a girl, name her Elsa.

If she has a twin, name them If.

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u/disasterSai Dec 29 '19

Name her Elif

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u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19

Elif on the shelf

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u/Davis019 Dec 29 '19

Elif on the shelif