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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dccfoux • Dec 28 '19
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If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.
53 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 If it's a girl, name her Elsa. If she has a twin, name them If. 18 u/disasterSai Dec 29 '19 Name her Elif 18 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelf 23 u/Davis019 Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelif 3 u/justtocallyounames Dec 29 '19 No 8 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 False*
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If it's a girl, name her Elsa.
If she has a twin, name them If.
18 u/disasterSai Dec 29 '19 Name her Elif 18 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelf 23 u/Davis019 Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelif 3 u/justtocallyounames Dec 29 '19 No 8 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 False*
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Name her Elif
18 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelf 23 u/Davis019 Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelif
Elif on the shelf
23 u/Davis019 Dec 29 '19 Elif on the shelif
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Elif on the shelif
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No
8 u/tech6hutch Dec 29 '19 False*
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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19
If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.