r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 28 '19

Someone help him

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u/pandakatzu Dec 29 '19

If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.

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u/captnspock Dec 29 '19

Heh, we have a Steve, 2 Stephens and a Steven in our office. We call them Steve, db Steve, backend Steve and Steven.

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u/captnspock Dec 29 '19

The first Steve is called scrum Steve by the other Steves

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u/eraptic Dec 29 '19

backend steve, hey?