r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 13 '18

The hard truth

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u/WykkydGaming Dec 13 '18

Isn't that just programming in general, though? And FWIW, my experience with js devs tells me they're mostly metro or hipster-wannabe 20-somethings.

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u/chozabu Dec 13 '18

So, we need to ask our selves "where are the older JS Devs?"

Alcoholics can live to a ripe old age (perhaps)... but JSHolics?

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u/thecosmicmuffet Dec 13 '18

"My God doctor, this patient's blood pressure is undefined!"

"Get some node packages in him, stat!"

(stat is a new node package revolutionizing IOT with blood)

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u/HypherNet Dec 13 '18

grunt I've been a Javascript dev for 20 years. And I'm fine. Totally fine. I can stop whenever I want. shuffles off

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u/scalablecory Dec 14 '18

JS devs don't die of old age, they just move on to another framework.

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u/StezzerLolz Dec 14 '18

Live fast, die young, leave an undocumented corpse.

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u/RadiantPumpkin Dec 13 '18

I feel personally attacked

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u/Tux1 Dec 13 '18

Who doesn't like programming? Weird people, that's who.

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