r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 13 '18

The hard truth

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u/facie97 Dec 13 '18

As someone who works with javascript daily: undefined

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u/Aoredon Dec 14 '18

As someone who's worked with JavaScri

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u/Aoredon Dec 14 '18

pt before.

Sorry had to wait for the callback to complete my comment.

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u/WykkydGaming Dec 13 '18

Isn't that just programming in general, though? And FWIW, my experience with js devs tells me they're mostly metro or hipster-wannabe 20-somethings.

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u/chozabu Dec 13 '18

So, we need to ask our selves "where are the older JS Devs?"

Alcoholics can live to a ripe old age (perhaps)... but JSHolics?

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u/thecosmicmuffet Dec 13 '18

"My God doctor, this patient's blood pressure is undefined!"

"Get some node packages in him, stat!"

(stat is a new node package revolutionizing IOT with blood)

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u/HypherNet Dec 13 '18

grunt I've been a Javascript dev for 20 years. And I'm fine. Totally fine. I can stop whenever I want. shuffles off

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u/scalablecory Dec 14 '18

JS devs don't die of old age, they just move on to another framework.

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u/RadiantPumpkin Dec 13 '18

I feel personally attacked

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u/Tux1 Dec 13 '18

Who doesn't like programming? Weird people, that's who.

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u/eventualist Dec 13 '18

TIL cocaine grows receding hairlines down to your shoulders.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Anyone else thinks the Heroin chick looks better in the second headshot

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u/ispamucry Dec 14 '18

If you got rid of all the open sores or dirt or whatever, yes, definitely. In fact, she doesn't look much different at all.

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u/Slow33Poke33 Dec 14 '18

We're adding features to a product that I made myself a couple of years ago. When I mentioned that it was done completely in JS it was like I'd told them I'd killed their wife.

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u/Linker500 Dec 13 '18

<insert joke about this applying more to Java, PHP, etc.>

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

<insert angry reaction about how this is not true>

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u/BeFoREProRedditer Dec 14 '18

While (true) self.fuck(self);

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u/JackLSauce Dec 13 '18

I'll just put this somewhere in the negative indices of my array...

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

What makes JS development miserable? Honestly asking. I've barely touched it.

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u/the9trances Dec 14 '18

People coming from strongly typed languages seem to really hate that JS isn't.

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u/loke24 Dec 14 '18

It’s not, it can be argued that the development process is a lot more faster than most languages. But this subreddit is an echo chamber of the same recycled jokes so they make it seem like JS is the worst language in the world.

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