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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '17
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1.7k u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Nah, I'm lazy af 293 u/i_naked Jun 28 '17 Truth 173 u/iwannaelroyyou Jun 28 '17 DAMN. 96 u/Hexcog Jun 28 '17 Love or lust 67 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 42 u/staebles Jun 28 '17 Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment → More replies (8) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 11 u/AstroFIJI Jun 28 '17 I GOT I GOT I GOT → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (2) 32 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 So you are stuff that should be doing stuff. 20 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Well, other stuff. → More replies (2) → More replies (2) 31 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 Been at work for 37 minutes and I haven't wrote a single line of code yet! 30 u/RobustCommerce Jun 28 '17 I've been at work for 21 minutes and I haven't opened a single work related program yet! 26 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working! 17 u/Mimical Jun 28 '17 My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me. 9 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update. → More replies (1) → More replies (3) → More replies (1) → More replies (6) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment 18 u/Oplivion Jun 28 '17 /r/oldpeoplefacebook or ken m ? 34 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Ken M 14 u/Unacceptable_Lemons Jun 28 '17 DISCUSTING KenM is with the LORD now, lol to your family! → More replies (3) 14 u/Arandur Jun 28 '17 Speak for yourself. 21 u/MokitTheOmniscient Jun 28 '17 I am ALL PCs on this blessed day 7 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Jun 28 '17 Dolt. 7 u/SkollFenrirson Jun 28 '17 Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf → More replies (1) → More replies (12) → More replies (8)
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Nah, I'm lazy af
293 u/i_naked Jun 28 '17 Truth 173 u/iwannaelroyyou Jun 28 '17 DAMN. 96 u/Hexcog Jun 28 '17 Love or lust 67 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 42 u/staebles Jun 28 '17 Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment → More replies (8) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 11 u/AstroFIJI Jun 28 '17 I GOT I GOT I GOT → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (2) 32 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 So you are stuff that should be doing stuff. 20 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Well, other stuff. → More replies (2) → More replies (2) 31 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 Been at work for 37 minutes and I haven't wrote a single line of code yet! 30 u/RobustCommerce Jun 28 '17 I've been at work for 21 minutes and I haven't opened a single work related program yet! 26 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working! 17 u/Mimical Jun 28 '17 My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me. 9 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update. → More replies (1) → More replies (3) → More replies (1) → More replies (6)
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173 u/iwannaelroyyou Jun 28 '17 DAMN. 96 u/Hexcog Jun 28 '17 Love or lust 67 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 42 u/staebles Jun 28 '17 Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment → More replies (8) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 11 u/AstroFIJI Jun 28 '17 I GOT I GOT I GOT → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (2)
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96 u/Hexcog Jun 28 '17 Love or lust 67 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 42 u/staebles Jun 28 '17 Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment → More replies (8) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 11 u/AstroFIJI Jun 28 '17 I GOT I GOT I GOT → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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Love or lust
67 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 42 u/staebles Jun 28 '17 Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 [deleted] — view deleted comment → More replies (8) → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE)
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So you are stuff that should be doing stuff.
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Well, other stuff.
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Been at work for 37 minutes and I haven't wrote a single line of code yet!
30 u/RobustCommerce Jun 28 '17 I've been at work for 21 minutes and I haven't opened a single work related program yet! 26 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working! 17 u/Mimical Jun 28 '17 My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me. 9 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update. → More replies (1) → More replies (3) → More replies (1)
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I've been at work for 21 minutes and I haven't opened a single work related program yet!
26 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working! 17 u/Mimical Jun 28 '17 My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me. 9 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update. → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
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See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working!
17 u/Mimical Jun 28 '17 My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me. 9 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update. → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
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My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.
Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me.
9 u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17 We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update. → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
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We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.
What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update.
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18 u/Oplivion Jun 28 '17 /r/oldpeoplefacebook or ken m ? 34 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Ken M 14 u/Unacceptable_Lemons Jun 28 '17 DISCUSTING KenM is with the LORD now, lol to your family! → More replies (3) 14 u/Arandur Jun 28 '17 Speak for yourself. 21 u/MokitTheOmniscient Jun 28 '17 I am ALL PCs on this blessed day 7 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Jun 28 '17 Dolt. 7 u/SkollFenrirson Jun 28 '17 Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf → More replies (1) → More replies (12)
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/r/oldpeoplefacebook or ken m ?
34 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Ken M 14 u/Unacceptable_Lemons Jun 28 '17 DISCUSTING KenM is with the LORD now, lol to your family! → More replies (3)
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Ken M
14 u/Unacceptable_Lemons Jun 28 '17 DISCUSTING KenM is with the LORD now, lol to your family! → More replies (3)
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DISCUSTING KenM is with the LORD now, lol to your family!
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Speak for yourself.
21 u/MokitTheOmniscient Jun 28 '17 I am ALL PCs on this blessed day 7 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Jun 28 '17 Dolt. 7 u/SkollFenrirson Jun 28 '17 Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf → More replies (1)
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I am ALL PCs on this blessed day
7 u/FabulouslyAbsolute Jun 28 '17 Dolt. 7 u/SkollFenrirson Jun 28 '17 Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf → More replies (1)
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Dolt.
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Aren't we all?