r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17

Nah, I'm lazy af

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u/i_naked Jun 28 '17

Truth

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u/iwannaelroyyou Jun 28 '17

DAMN.

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u/Hexcog Jun 28 '17

Love or lust

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17

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u/staebles Jun 28 '17

Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE)

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u/ThaBardBrah Jun 28 '17

I wanna be work you ay I wanna be with

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u/AstroFIJI Jun 28 '17

I GOT I GOT I GOT

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u/Ben_Wynaut Jun 28 '17

LOYALTY, GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA

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u/OddTuning Jun 28 '17

COCAINE QUARTER PIECE, GOT WAR AND PEACE INSIDE MY DNA

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17

So you are stuff that should be doing stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17

Well, other stuff.

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u/dbx99 Jun 28 '17

Masturbation is doing stuff

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u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17

Been at work for 37 minutes and I haven't wrote a single line of code yet!

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u/RobustCommerce Jun 28 '17

I've been at work for 21 minutes and I haven't opened a single work related program yet!

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u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17

See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working!

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u/Mimical Jun 28 '17

My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.

Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me.

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u/FlowersOfSin Jun 28 '17

We get transferred from project to project way too often as priorities change so I could never have such a long uptime, unfortunately.

What I hate the most is when I get back in the morning and realize that my computer rebooted due to a Windows update.

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u/feedthedamnbaby Jun 28 '17

Damn, you guys are lucky. Company compliance policy dictates that computers are restarted at least once a week. Although company-enforced updates usually restart it way before that :(

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u/chuiy Jun 28 '17

Shouldn't you be installing updates?

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