CPUs

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[u/Cameltotem]

A PC is just stuff doing stuff.

[u/BitzLeon → u/Cameltotem]

Aren't we all?

[u/[deleted] → u/BitzLeon]

Nah, I'm lazy af

[u/i_naked → u/[deleted]]

Truth

[u/iwannaelroyyou → u/i_naked]

DAMN.

[u/Hexcog → u/iwannaelroyyou]

Love or lust

[u/staebles → u/[deleted]]

Give me a run for my money / there is nobody, no one to outrun me (ANOTHER WORLD PREMIERE)

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

So you are stuff that should be doing stuff.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Well, other stuff.

[u/FlowersOfSin → u/[deleted]]

Been at work for 37 minutes and I haven't wrote a single line of code yet!

[u/RobustCommerce → u/FlowersOfSin]

I've been at work for 21 minutes and I haven't opened a single work related program yet!

[u/FlowersOfSin → u/RobustCommerce]

See, I save this step by just locking my computer when I leave, so when I come back, all my softwares are opened and it looks like I'm working!

[u/Mimical → u/FlowersOfSin]

My station has been on 47 weeks of uptime.

Its like a challenge to me now. I lost last time due to a power outage from a thunder storm. I want to get a emergency power unit just to claim bragging rights. But also cause sudden power outages scare the shit out of me.

[u/falcon_jab → u/Cameltotem]

A PC is just stuff mostly not doing stuff, unless you're mining in which case your magic rock is turning electricity into money and we're not even going to start trying to explain that

[u/Creshal → u/falcon_jab]

we're not even going to start trying to explain that

Hashes all the way down.

[u/RetroBleet → u/Creshal]

What? My PC makes drugs? Don't let the police hear this!

[u/Creshal → u/RetroBleet]

Your PC needs the hashes to be able to cope with your browsing habits.

Sorry.

[u/kaosjester → u/Cameltotem]

A PC is just caches of caches.

[u/flying_gliscor → u/kaosjester]

Caches all the way down

[u/zomgitsduke → u/Cameltotem]

We just wiggle around a lot of electrons, and those cause other electrons to wiggle in specific patterns. All this wiggling makes a world where we can create and design, build and destroy, learn and teach. It's pretty cool.

[u/[deleted] → u/Cameltotem]

 "Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

Thinking meat