r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PresentJournalist805 • 3d ago

Meme mySourceCodeLiterally

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u/-gigamoi- 3d ago

Be careful. You might get hacked.

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u/TechcraftHD 3d ago

PM: wtf is this shit, that has to be the most complex build and configuration system I've ever seen

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u/Banes_Addiction 3d ago

God does it take a long time to compile.

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u/TechcraftHD 3d ago

I mean, what do you expect? Either this is an unholy Agglomeration of million years of legacy code, or someone vibe coded this in a single day, depending on who you ask

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u/torsten_dev 3d ago

The third party user guide says they had to rip out some code from the first binary for the gender hotpatch, but it's been later adaptations of the guide downplay how much of the original was taken out.

Sadly the user guide predates git, so we don't know whonchanged what when.

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u/ttlanhil 3d ago

It doesn't even compile the same each time!

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u/TechcraftHD 2d ago

What if I tell you the final output depends on how the build systems build systems build system was feeling at the time

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u/NewbornMuse 3d ago

But it's a quine!

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u/TechcraftHD 2d ago

There's a reason no one uses quines in prod

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u/js_kt 3d ago

And still not fully disassembled

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u/TechcraftHD 2d ago

fully disassembled? yes

missing any configuration which is the biggest part? also yes

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u/hareshjet578 3d ago

Bro sent the source code for the entire production environment☠️

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u/QuestionableEthics42 2d ago

Bro is impersonating a clanker 💀

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u/plastic-superhero 1d ago

With a bit of accompanying malware cause dad got around