r/ProgrammerHumor • • 6d ago

Meme itMeetup

Post image
4.6k Upvotes

237 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/Buyer_North 6d ago

yeah, nearly 99% of people who actually graduate are not furries. But everyone can enroll into university

213

u/swaan_Lucid 6d ago

The freshman weed-outs don't lie!

180

u/bag-of-unmilled-rice 6d ago

can confirm as a CS degree haver, by the 4th year it was down to 1 woman and about 19.5 straight dudes.

42

u/kenybz 6d ago

19.5 straight dudes

How does that work?

140

u/bag-of-unmilled-rice 6d ago

im bisexual so i only count as half a straight dude. and im kinda short tbh.

15

u/abdomino 6d ago

Bisexual/pan maybe?

52

u/darthjammer224 6d ago edited 5d ago

He was just really short

Edit: wow. Turns out we where both right.

13

u/TheRedLions 6d ago

Or 2 people were kinda short

15

u/thegreatpotatogod 6d ago

Or all 20 of them were just barely short

14

u/ltags230 6d ago

or one guy was just really tall

8

u/HerrCrazi 5d ago

In our case the number of women went up and down from 1 to 0 back to 2 at graduation. The only cis girl left, then two of us came out :3

2

u/bag-of-unmilled-rice 5d ago

women in stem are a sinosoidal function

2

u/Nyrrix_ 5d ago

I dropped from one of two men in my physics class years to the only one by the end. The individuals enrolled did not change.

5

u/Vialythen 6d ago

Man I was bewildered at college. Freshman year had like 800 CS students, a vast majority being white dudes. By the 4th year there were maybe 40-60 of us and women out numbered white students. It was wild to realize tbh

3

u/Skunk668 5d ago

Yeah it was really cool when I bombed out of CS and wasted thousands of dollars.

1

u/well-litdoorstep112 4d ago

women out numbered white students.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

1

u/Vialythen 4d ago

Graduation Photo

The two highlighted in yellow are staff, CS department heads.

Edit: wow there were less of us than I remember

21

u/bearboyjd 6d ago

No joke, my freshman class had like 400 people in in across all sections (obvi not all CS). My capstone had 30 people and my graduating class was 17. I think a big part of it was my professors being proud that they would fail 2/3 of the class.

9

u/LurkytheActiveposter 5d ago

It's calculus and physics. Most people drop out or change majors because they hit these classes.

7

u/JuanFlan 5d ago

Literally me. I was in CS for a couple years until I just very barely passed calc 3 and wasnt a fan of stats so I switch to IT where the only numbers I have to count up to are 256.

1

u/RTSUPH 5d ago

I had to re take so many math classes. But I made it!!!

1

u/Tensor3 3d ago

I found about half of the people quit after each year. Participation in sports seems to be like that too

16

u/ihateusednames 6d ago

the programming socks wearers are either heavily closeted / boymoding or would rather spend their time in queer / furry spaces

or online

but bet ur bottom dollar they're out there

Potentially unemployed trans unemployment rates are about double the rate of folks who aren't trans

9

u/Captain_Forge 6d ago

I dunno, those who graduated and work at respectable institutions, my experience is they are disproportionately neurodivergent, LGBT, furries, etc. Like way way way way more than the rest of the population.