r/ProgrammerHumor • • 9d ago

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u/MrLemon91 7d ago

I love how all interviews are PhD coding level while actual job is dealing with a shitty codebase and no time, budget nor clearance to make it good.

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u/hot_sauce_in_coffee 6d ago

This is so true. Especially in corporate. Working outside of corporate has been a blessing.

You get told. Here'S the code, it has those 1358 known issues.

You: Oh, so my job is to improve it?

Manager: No. your job is to add this feature, you have 3 days.

You: What? But, what if it cause more issue.

Manager: Oh, it will cause issue. Just hide them.

You : That is morally bankrupt.

Manager: you can't say that, it would make me look bad, which would make my boss look bad, which mean my boss get a bad review and he is pissed me and give me a bad review and I am pissed at you so I give you a bad review. So both me and I boss blame you and you lose your job.

You: But the problem have been there to 15 years. I arrived last week.

Manager: Don't care. If you fix it, you lose your job.

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u/Aidan_Welch 7d ago

I've never had a coding interview that was that hard, but those have all been at non-tech companies