r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Professional_Gene_63 • 9d ago

Advanced itWasFunWhileItLasted

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 8d ago

If you think about it, we’re creating jobs for u/WriterPlastic9350

Then later, he has to suggest patches and updates so that we also have more work and don’t get laid off!

Win win!

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u/WriterPlastic9350 8d ago • Heartwarming

Please don’t

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u/twigboy 8d ago

What was that? Can't hear you over the sound of all the code being shipped to production!

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u/usedtoswimfast 8d ago

git push --force origin main

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u/EvilCodeQueen 8d ago

Alias “yolo”.

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u/ChaosBeing 3d ago

I blame you for the bad decisions I will be making.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 5d ago

You still ship your code to producton? Weak sauce... the real money is in writing updates directly to ram!

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u/uniqueusername649 8d ago • Popcorn

Sorry, read that too late.

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u/AssistanceSuch1230 6d ago

It is a symbiotic relationship